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[just_uhura]

I need a bottle of saurian brandy, sonic driver, scanner and Kirks authorization code.

Anyone gets any of those things, come and find me.

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[dctr_mccoy]

I've got two of those things.

[just_uhura]

Actually I don't need the scanner and driver anymore, but if you've got the brandy and code then what'll it take to part from them?

[dctr_mccoy]

Jim's code... in exchange for some video transmissions next time we're near earth that I don't want Jim anyone to know about. Our little secret. Yes yes?

I don't have the brandy, sorry. I do have some Romulan ale, but again, shhhhh... that's yours if you want it it makes me do terrible, wonderful things.

[just_uhura]

Video transmissions? Sounds damn fair to me, you have yourself a very secret deal Dr. McCoy.

Romulan ale? I haven't had that since the Academy. I can't remember what the hell I did when I drank it... I don't think I want to.

[amplenacelles]

Iffin' yer' still needin' that brandy, Lass--does the vintage matter? I've got 2205, an' a real nice bottle a' 2176.

[just_uhura]

I wouldn't want to deprive you of the real good stuff, so the 2205 will be amazing and I'd owe you big.

[amplenacelles]

Aye, tha' 2205 it is. Jus' swing by Engineering an' I'll 'ave Keenser fish 'er out fer ya'.

Mind if I ask wha' it's fer, or is tha' hush-hush at tha' moment? After all, a' man can do a terrible lotta' things with those four items--a terrible lotta' interestin' things.

[amplenacelles]

Ah! So tha's it, then is it?

I was wonderin' why there was an unmarked lockdown in tha' section.

On second thought, Lass, why donnae ya' take tha' 2176. Wouldnae' want ta' let such a fine cause go unsupported.

[no_ones_slave]

Are you finding us sexyfuntimes?

As for the other thing . . . good luck. You're way more sweet and subtle than me so I'm sure it'll go super nice. I feel like I can't be involved because now I have a pact with Pavel where I don't say stuff any more.

[just_uhura]

It's alright Gaila, we'll work on your subtlety. You just have to tread careful sometimes. But you're a quick learner, you'll pick it up.

As for the sexyfuntimes, it's a work in progress. But I have a friend in security who can link us up with the cam feed around the ship in the mean time. Not that I'd ever condone such a thing

[no_ones_slave]

...I've been trying to learn this since I started at the Academy and I still keep fucking up. So your definition of quick is . . . fascinating.

Omg that'll be so hot! Wanna borrow any dildos? I'll need like four if I'm going to watching people I know going at it.

And of course you wouldn't condone it.

[just_uhura]

Well subtlety is difficult, but I have every faith that you will succeed under my teaching. Oh, I kind of like that. I get to be the teacher, you're the Cadet.

You know what, I think I'm set. Not that, you know, I'm encouraging anything.

But I wonder if anything is happening on deck nine...

[original_fine]

Ah, you're the younger Uhura. A pleasure to meet you, Lieutenant. Thank you for friending me. That is the right terminology, right? I'm still adjusting to this whole "alternate universe" idea.

Strangely, I have all of those things in my quarters. Why don't you come and find me?

[just_uhura]

I must say, I've been interested to meet you after I got my head around the whole alternate reality concept.

I might just take you up on that offer, Sir.

[original_fine]

You're telling me. Finding out there's a whole world of... everyone I know, only younger? Incredible. I'm still not sure I've worked out all the implications.

Any time, Lieutenant. May I ask, incidentally, what you need the codes for? I still haven't really met this counterpart of mine. I also hear you're dating Mr. Spock. It's a lot to take in all at once; I hope you don't mind my curiosity.

[just_uhura]

I try not to think about the logistics of it, the science is far too confusing But I'm curious what's different in this reality to yours.

Your counterpart is... interesting. That's another thing I'm curious about, what differences they are between the two of you. Ask all the questions you want Sir, and in answer to that me and this Mr. Spock are close yes.