MPreg Day!!!
So, today is LJ MPreg Day! We must all celebrate! Men are having babies all over LiveJournal Land AS WE SPEAK! I should be knitting little booties for them, alas, I don't knit.
I promised to make men have babies today, and, well, I had this idea, but... okay, read this first...
Kryptonian Mating by sabershadowkat because there is like nothing that can hurt your brain as far as mpreg goes after this. So, the thing is, you have to STICK WITH IT, even when it seems like you just can't take any more, just KEEP GOING because it is worth every, every bit of brain death because... well, just trust me.
And then read my old ass mpreg, Who's Your Daddy, so you know I'm not just incapable of writing something better than this fucking *wrong* idea.
And then, and only then, read the idea that I just couldn't make myself write, and yet couldn't stop thinking about.
Clark Knocks Himself Up Masturbating Too Much
chimosa ok, but, im gonna stop wallowing in rl stuff now. mpreg! yes! i have no idea what to do with this and any ideas might make my mind start going
justabi Um
justabi I think that Clark should get himself pregnant from masturbating too much
chimosa nm. ur mind scares me
chimosa hehe
justabi And he should have no idea what's going on
justabi And just sort of get fat
justabi And still? He can't keep his hands off himself, as he is now all pregnancy hormonal.
justabi And he should totally get caught having one off somewhere semipublic.
justabi By Lex.
justabi Or, better yet, by Lana and Lana totally tattles to Lex.
justabi Because I like that.
justabi And then Lex should get all obsessed with trying to catch Clark.
justabi And the thing is that Clark is getting more and more desperate, because he's going into hormonal overdrive because he still needs somebody else to donate some DNA, like, *soon* so that his fetus isn't a vegetable, only he doesn't know that.
chimosa hahaha o lordy
justabi Only he's this pervy kid who jerks off too much and he's getting fat and stopped shaving and showering and stuff so nobody wants to swap spit let alone get up close and personal as he just *can't* make it that far along a date at this point.
justabi And you know, Lex should go to him at like the *pinnacle* of his humilation and body shame.
justabi Like, he should be crying and jerking off in the john at a restaurant while he's on a date, only his date totally ditched him half an hour ago when he was in the toilet for twenty minutes the first time and he's just sitting there on the dirty floor with his pants unzipped and his dick hanging out with snot running down his face, hiccuping sobs, all blotchy and red and rubbing his round belly because he's all queasy.
justabi And then Lex comes in.
justabi And then of course, Clark is hysterical, but he still can't stop and he doesn't know why.
justabi And then possibly he just sexually assaults Lex. Just rips his pants open and sucks him down.
justabi Which is weirdly a turn on for Lex.
justabi Because, hey, he's like *happy* that Clark is humiliated at this point for he is pissed at Clark, and of course, Clark on his knees sucking for all he's worth is a favorite fantasy of his. And then when he's done and Clark is just a disgusting heap on the floor Lex can walk out all smug and superior and satisfied by how low Clark has fallen.
justabi And of course at this point, Clark is just going to lose his mind and start obsessively stalking Lex and float outside his penthouse and watch Lex sleapand stuff. And Lex is all obsessed, too, but that's not *really* new to him, so it doesn't freak him out at first.
justabi ALSO, OMG I HATE YOU.
justabi I AM NOT WRITING MPREG
chimosa hehehehhehe
justabi AND DON"T ASK ME THINGS LIKE THAT
chimosa looks like u have a story right there
justabi No, no, no.
chimosa im not saying, im just *saying*...
justabi Seee, this was for *you*
justabi And I am soooo not thinking about it anymore. *scrubs brain*
chimosa abbbii abbbbbi. can u hear the fic? its saying "wriiite me. wriiite me"
chimosa ok, that was creepy
chimosa i really hope that doesnt turn up in my dreams tonight
justabi Bwahahaha
justabi It would serve you right!
justabi LALALALA NOT THINKING ABOUT IT
chimosa (wriiiiiiiiiite me)
justabi LALALALALALALALA
chimosa (can u hear clark? hes saying i *want* to b bloated and humiliated. abi, u *kno* no one can make me snotty and splotchy quite like u)
justabi *whimper*
chimosa aaabbbbbbbbbi
justabi OMG SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
justabi *cries*
chimosa (aabbbi)
justabi NO, FOWL TEMPTRESS OF EVIL
chimosa mmm, yes thats me. chicken of evil
chimosa yes but i kno u and this appeals to u. greatly
At which point I deftly changed the subject and then pontificated on it greatly to fashes who so totally egged me on, the bitch, but then someone sane who cares about my sanity, or maybe just their own, talked me out of it.
So then those evil pictures of Tommy all scruffy and unwashed and I was just filled with want for Clark puffy and fat and blotchy with tears and snot running down his face into his scruffy beard. I tried to write it, I really did, but... I just, I couldn't do it.
*headdesk* I'm sorry. But! Happy LJ MPREG DAY!!!
I promised to make men have babies today, and, well, I had this idea, but... okay, read this first...
Kryptonian Mating by sabershadowkat because there is like nothing that can hurt your brain as far as mpreg goes after this. So, the thing is, you have to STICK WITH IT, even when it seems like you just can't take any more, just KEEP GOING because it is worth every, every bit of brain death because... well, just trust me.
And then read my old ass mpreg, Who's Your Daddy, so you know I'm not just incapable of writing something better than this fucking *wrong* idea.
And then, and only then, read the idea that I just couldn't make myself write, and yet couldn't stop thinking about.
Clark Knocks Himself Up Masturbating Too Much
chimosa ok, but, im gonna stop wallowing in rl stuff now. mpreg! yes! i have no idea what to do with this and any ideas might make my mind start going
justabi Um
justabi I think that Clark should get himself pregnant from masturbating too much
chimosa nm. ur mind scares me
chimosa hehe
justabi And he should have no idea what's going on
justabi And just sort of get fat
justabi And still? He can't keep his hands off himself, as he is now all pregnancy hormonal.
justabi And he should totally get caught having one off somewhere semipublic.
justabi By Lex.
justabi Or, better yet, by Lana and Lana totally tattles to Lex.
justabi Because I like that.
justabi And then Lex should get all obsessed with trying to catch Clark.
justabi And the thing is that Clark is getting more and more desperate, because he's going into hormonal overdrive because he still needs somebody else to donate some DNA, like, *soon* so that his fetus isn't a vegetable, only he doesn't know that.
chimosa hahaha o lordy
justabi Only he's this pervy kid who jerks off too much and he's getting fat and stopped shaving and showering and stuff so nobody wants to swap spit let alone get up close and personal as he just *can't* make it that far along a date at this point.
justabi And you know, Lex should go to him at like the *pinnacle* of his humilation and body shame.
justabi Like, he should be crying and jerking off in the john at a restaurant while he's on a date, only his date totally ditched him half an hour ago when he was in the toilet for twenty minutes the first time and he's just sitting there on the dirty floor with his pants unzipped and his dick hanging out with snot running down his face, hiccuping sobs, all blotchy and red and rubbing his round belly because he's all queasy.
justabi And then Lex comes in.
justabi And then of course, Clark is hysterical, but he still can't stop and he doesn't know why.
justabi And then possibly he just sexually assaults Lex. Just rips his pants open and sucks him down.
justabi Which is weirdly a turn on for Lex.
justabi Because, hey, he's like *happy* that Clark is humiliated at this point for he is pissed at Clark, and of course, Clark on his knees sucking for all he's worth is a favorite fantasy of his. And then when he's done and Clark is just a disgusting heap on the floor Lex can walk out all smug and superior and satisfied by how low Clark has fallen.
justabi And of course at this point, Clark is just going to lose his mind and start obsessively stalking Lex and float outside his penthouse and watch Lex sleapand stuff. And Lex is all obsessed, too, but that's not *really* new to him, so it doesn't freak him out at first.
justabi ALSO, OMG I HATE YOU.
justabi I AM NOT WRITING MPREG
chimosa hehehehhehe
justabi AND DON"T ASK ME THINGS LIKE THAT
chimosa looks like u have a story right there
justabi No, no, no.
chimosa im not saying, im just *saying*...
justabi Seee, this was for *you*
justabi And I am soooo not thinking about it anymore. *scrubs brain*
chimosa abbbii abbbbbi. can u hear the fic? its saying "wriiite me. wriiite me"
chimosa ok, that was creepy
chimosa i really hope that doesnt turn up in my dreams tonight
justabi Bwahahaha
justabi It would serve you right!
justabi LALALALA NOT THINKING ABOUT IT
chimosa (wriiiiiiiiiite me)
justabi LALALALALALALALA
chimosa (can u hear clark? hes saying i *want* to b bloated and humiliated. abi, u *kno* no one can make me snotty and splotchy quite like u)
justabi *whimper*
chimosa aaabbbbbbbbbi
justabi OMG SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
justabi *cries*
chimosa (aabbbi)
justabi NO, FOWL TEMPTRESS OF EVIL
chimosa mmm, yes thats me. chicken of evil
chimosa yes but i kno u and this appeals to u. greatly
At which point I deftly changed the subject and then pontificated on it greatly to fashes who so totally egged me on, the bitch, but then someone sane who cares about my sanity, or maybe just their own, talked me out of it.
So then those evil pictures of Tommy all scruffy and unwashed and I was just filled with want for Clark puffy and fat and blotchy with tears and snot running down his face into his scruffy beard. I tried to write it, I really did, but... I just, I couldn't do it.
*headdesk* I'm sorry. But! Happy LJ MPREG DAY!!!