April Fools' Day
April Fool _robin_3has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. a__nightingalepaints your house orange. alfred_pennyw_trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. call_me_venlists you in the French Foreign Legion. gothams_princeshaves your dog. reporter_chloebuys you a Russian Bride. robinsroguelegally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. wayne_memoirssmiles. All the time.Prank Me
...All right then. First thing is first: Alex- Don't touch Krypto. I kind of like him, you know...With his fur. Chloe- Lois won't be happy at all with the idea of my having a Russian Bride, but...thanks?
And last but not least: Bruce, smiling. That's frightening.