You might be a redneck if...

[justalilwicked]

Friday the 13th. Yay. I'm usually pretty sketchy on Friday the 13th, always all tweaked out that something horrible is gonna happen

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[shroudofpurity]

Re: "Wonder what he had in there..."
Just guessing: A goat in full bondage gear and a wedding ring on one of it's hooves.

I'm buying you a tank ... Complete with leather upholstery, racing seats, fluffy dice and an uber sound system. Then you'll be safe as well as having street cred. Nobody will fuck with a tank ... Except a tank of the opposite sex *winks*

[justalilwicked]

Oohh I could be like Tank Girl! But... does that mean I hafta shave my head?

[svid]

Actually, I woulda just, y'know, kinda moved over and gone along my merry way. I'm not really an "anyone else", though