OMG SECRET
MY MOM IS GETTING REMARRIED.
For those who don't know every detail of my parents' lives (ie: anyone other than Jordan and Lisa):
My parents split up only last summer.
Their divorce was finalized only 6 months ago.
This guy is crazy and my little brother hates him.
THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER TWO MONTHS.
Lolllll wtf it's like middle school relationships except better.
Also, creepy fact: Crazy mom's crazy fiance's name is Jeff. Crazy mom's last crazy boyfriend/affair's name is also Jeff. Crazy mom's ex-husband (aka my dad)'s name is also also Jeff.
ROFL OMG MY MOM IS SO CRAZY.
For those who don't know every detail of my parents' lives (ie: anyone other than Jordan and Lisa):
My parents split up only last summer.
Their divorce was finalized only 6 months ago.
This guy is crazy and my little brother hates him.
THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER TWO MONTHS.
Lolllll wtf it's like middle school relationships except better.
Also, creepy fact: Crazy mom's crazy fiance's name is Jeff. Crazy mom's last crazy boyfriend/affair's name is also Jeff. Crazy mom's ex-husband (aka my dad)'s name is also also Jeff.
ROFL OMG MY MOM IS SO CRAZY.