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[justashow]

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[tothelibrary]

Tosh is okay. And home.

You should come see her. And tell Ia-

Just. Come see her.

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[justashow]

I know, hon. I talked to her. When she's well enough for visitors making a fuss, I'll come over.

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[tothelibrary]

KYLE BROOKS.

You are in so much trouble. I leave for a month-- a month, and may I point out you weren't even here for like half of it-- and not only do you show up again after I'm gone, you almost get yourself killed the minute I'm not here to look out for you!

Clearly, I can never leave again, because you all act like morons when I'm not around to keep you in line. So! I'm going to... okay, lay here and try not to pass out, and you can think about the many, many, many apology shoes I am owed.

[ooc: Assume this comes around... eleven or so Poly time? I am so sorry for posting this so early, but there's a chance I might not have internet access from this afternoon on, so I wanted to make sure I got this posted while I still do, just in case.]

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[justashow]

...Dawn?

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[tothelibrary]

No, the Cookie Monster. Duh Dawn.

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[justashow]

I thought...you'd forgotten.

Did your sister mention me?

voicemail; drunk dail-y dawn is a drunk dialer

[tothelibrary]

I grow up cool! I mean, it wasn't me, not technically, but I do! I had awesome shoes, too. I wonder if the City will let me keep them. Because my collection was huge.

I could have given Buffy detention, Kyle. Detention. But I didn't, because I was the cool teacher.

...Also, Wesley and I were like... Will and Grace but straight. It was kind of hilarious.

Also, I danced on a table.

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[justashow]

Oh god. You drank the punch, didn't you.

Wait, you danced on the table? That's it young lady. Grounded.

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[tothelibrary]

Oh yeah. Lots and lots and lots of punch, and then some of the booze I confiscated, but that's not the important part right now.

I could have given her detention forever. And I could have given out hall passes! Also, the shoes. These are the focus-y bits.

...Not tonight! Tonight, I was chaperoning. And dancing and having fun with the guy who kicked the crap out of Dean, which is a tiny bit weird now. The older me flirted a lot more than me-me. I guess I get better at it. And I did it last night.

And you can't ground me for stuff the thirty year old me did.

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[justashow]

I can so, although considering how much you're saying you drank and the fact that you aren't 30 anymore, you might as well be grounding yourself to two places: the bathroom and bed.

I hope Buffy gives you a bucket, even after you tease her about detentions.

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[tothelibrary]

When I die of embarrassment, will you say something really nice at my funeral?

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[justashow]

I will tell the complete and utter truth.

What did the City do this time?

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[tothelibrary]

Actually, if you could just be really nice instead, I would appreciate it.

...For starters, remember that really inappropriate guy to slightly have... a completely aesthetic with no real world applications whatsoever appreciation of?

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[justashow]

Okay, stop right there and just answer this: Do I need to kill him and if so, how badly?

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[tothelibrary]

1) You are all crazy people, 2) Is it too soon after Connor to be thinking liking boy type thoughts? Like, is that skanky?

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[justashow]

1) Blame Ianto, 2) Depends on which boy

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[tothelibrary]

1) Witness how very much I am nooooooooooot asking, 2) Hypothetical boys?

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[justashow]

1) You sound like Owen, 2) There is no such thing as a hypothetical boy