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[justashow]

These were Gucci.  They're worth an entire paycheck.  I want them put back now and you can take these...whatever they are away.

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[thatsmyjob]

At least they look comfortable.

These ruby slippers are starting to pinch my toes.

[justashow]

I can't wear bunny slippers to work.

[thatsmyjob]

If curses are as usual around here as people keep telling me they are ...

Why not?

[justashow]

It's undignified. And goes with none of my suits.

shy wave at kyle with a dose of puppy eyes

[coffeenspeed]

I could trade you for these?

immunity is kyle's

[justashow]

Still alive I see? My expectations are exceeded, well done.

kicked puppy is kicked

[coffeenspeed]

Right.

I told you I'd be fine. I didn't even stay long. Not my type of entertainment, as it turns out.

yeah still immune

[justashow]

Oh? What happened?

[protect_them]

[justashow]

They aren't yours are they?

[protect_them]

Sorry, but no. All mine are heels today.

[justashow]

I hope you're considering going barefoot. Heels aren't going to help your back any.

[timgunned]

The exotic moccasin sample from their classical summer collection? That's a good shoe.

[justashow]

It was a perfect shoe. And now it is blue fuzz.

[timgunned]

You should accessorize it.

[justashow]

What would you suggest?

[king_coffee]

Aww.

[justashow]

Don't you start.

[king_coffee]

What?

[justashow]

And don't give me that innocent look either. These slippers are not cute. They are tacky.