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[justashow]

All right, City.  Best ways to get down a mountain if you don't particularly want to use your legs and still want to be alive at the bottom.

Go.

Comments

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[winewomenand]

Pardon me?

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[justashow]

I'm being lazy. You should approve.

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[winewomenand]

But how did you get up a fucking mountain in the first place, kid?

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[justashow]

I ran up. And don't call me kid, cupcake.

[starchilde_lost]

Call someone who can pick you up?

[justashow]

Literally or figuratively?

[starchilde_lost]

Well, you're the one stuck on a mountain - or so I presume. Would you like it to be figuratively, or literally?

[justashow]

I wouldn't mind literally.

[king_coffee]

...please tell me you at least set up a belay?

[justashow]

I'm not that high up the mountain. There's a path, you know.

[king_coffee]

So there was no climbing involved? Just walking?

[justashow]

Running. Inclines give a much better cardio workout.

[handsomejack]

Tubing?

[justashow]

Because when I go hiking, I always bring my tube.

[handsomejack]

Insert dirty comment about your 'tube' here.

[justashow]

Try doing the inserting yourself.

[crazygoblins]

Call someone who can fly and carry other people.

[justashow]

I only know one kid who flies and he did it on a very small broomstick.

[crazygoblins]

I can fly and I can carry a lot of other people.

[justashow]

Wings?