waiting for cunts
another quiz
WHO GIVES A FUCK??
1. What’s the color of your bedroom walls? yellowish maybe
2. What’s in the top drawer of you dresser? porn
3. Do you have a rug or hardwood floor? carpet...osm
4. What kind of picture’s are on the walls? ralph calender....pin up girl
5. Is your computer in the bedroom? i don't have one
6. Did you make your bed today? never
7. Are there clothes all over the place? a couple
8. What color are you sheets? blue with pictures...i think
9. When you walk in the bedroom what’s the first thing you smell? furniture polish shit
10. Do you have a T.V. in your room? no
11. Are there any full length mirrors in plain view? no
12. What’s on the table next to the bed? books
13. What’s in the drawer of the table next to the bed? porn....i already said that
14. What covers the windows? blinds
15. What’s piled up under your bed? empty bags
16. Is your bed brass or wood framed? wood
17. Are the lights bright or dim in the room? bright
18. Do you use a little plug in night light? no
19. Do you have Buzz Light year pillow case’s? gayest quiz question ever
20. Do you Drink or Smoke in your bedroom? drink yes, smoke no
// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: muslim terrorists
-- The shoes you wore yesterday: vans
-- Your hair: hot
-- Your fears: midgets
-- Your perfect pizza: everything w/out anchovies
// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: i don't fucking know
-- Your thoughts first waking up: my head hurts
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite/same sex: tits.....you all think the same thing but want to sound nice by saying "eyes" or "hair" or some other fruity shit
-- Your best physical feature: whole package
-- Your bedtime: when i get tired
-- Your greatest accomplishment: none....no accomplishments
// series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or Coke: coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: BK
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: bam-bow
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
-- Boxers or briefs: panties? boxers or nothing
// series five - do you
-- Smoke: yes
-- Cuss: haha totally
-- Sing well: osm
-- Take a shower everyday: yes
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Like high school: no
-- Want to get married: yes
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: yes
-- Believe in yourself: yes
-- Get motion sickness: nope
-- Think you're a health freak: hahahahahaha you're fucking joking right?
-- Get along with your parent(s): now i don't live with them yes
-- Like thunderstorms: if i'm inside
-- Play an instrument: i play the ladies
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: currently doing so
-- Done a drug: ummm, i think so
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone to the mall?: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Been in love: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
// series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": yes
-- Been called a tease: hahahahah "fanny tease" hahaha
-- Got beaten up: yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: yeah, i used to be a techno raver goth
// series eight - the future
-- Age you hoping to be married: yes
-- Numbers and Names of Children: dozens, they'll get to name themselves, like whatever the first noise that comes out of their mouth, that's gonna be their name
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: elvis....vegas....nuff said
-- How do you want to die: messily. i want cunts to be picking up bits of me for weeks and big arse stains
-- Where you want to go to college: maybe
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: a principal or a catterpillar
-- What country would you most like to visit: states....just for vegas
// series nine - opposite/same sex
-- Best eye color?: whatev
-- Best hair color?: whatev
-- Short or long hair?: long
-- Best height: the littler the better, but no midgets
-- Best weight: small, but with rack
-- Best articles of clothing: nekkid
-- Best first date location: pub, their shout
-- Best first kiss location: on my cock
// series ten - number of
-- Number of boys/girls I have kissed: two or three
-- Number of boy/girlfriends I have had: none, i'm a virgin
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: lots
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: none....trust a few people with everything else....but not my life
-- Number of foreign countries I have visited: heaps
-- Number of states I have visited: 3
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of scars on my body: loads
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: one thing
yeah osm
WHO GIVES A FUCK??
1. What’s the color of your bedroom walls? yellowish maybe
2. What’s in the top drawer of you dresser? porn
3. Do you have a rug or hardwood floor? carpet...osm
4. What kind of picture’s are on the walls? ralph calender....pin up girl
5. Is your computer in the bedroom? i don't have one
6. Did you make your bed today? never
7. Are there clothes all over the place? a couple
8. What color are you sheets? blue with pictures...i think
9. When you walk in the bedroom what’s the first thing you smell? furniture polish shit
10. Do you have a T.V. in your room? no
11. Are there any full length mirrors in plain view? no
12. What’s on the table next to the bed? books
13. What’s in the drawer of the table next to the bed? porn....i already said that
14. What covers the windows? blinds
15. What’s piled up under your bed? empty bags
16. Is your bed brass or wood framed? wood
17. Are the lights bright or dim in the room? bright
18. Do you use a little plug in night light? no
19. Do you have Buzz Light year pillow case’s? gayest quiz question ever
20. Do you Drink or Smoke in your bedroom? drink yes, smoke no
// series two - describe
-- Your heritage: muslim terrorists
-- The shoes you wore yesterday: vans
-- Your hair: hot
-- Your fears: midgets
-- Your perfect pizza: everything w/out anchovies
// series three - what is
-- Your most overused phrase on aim: i don't fucking know
-- Your thoughts first waking up: my head hurts
-- The first feature you notice in the opposite/same sex: tits.....you all think the same thing but want to sound nice by saying "eyes" or "hair" or some other fruity shit
-- Your best physical feature: whole package
-- Your bedtime: when i get tired
-- Your greatest accomplishment: none....no accomplishments
// series four - you prefer
-- Pepsi or Coke: coke
-- McDonald's or Burger King: BK
-- Single or group dates: single
-- Adidas or Nike: adidas
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: bam-bow
-- Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
-- Cappuccino or coffee: coffee
-- Boxers or briefs: panties? boxers or nothing
// series five - do you
-- Smoke: yes
-- Cuss: haha totally
-- Sing well: osm
-- Take a shower everyday: yes
-- Do you think you've been in love: yes
-- Like high school: no
-- Want to get married: yes
-- Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: yes
-- Believe in yourself: yes
-- Get motion sickness: nope
-- Think you're a health freak: hahahahahaha you're fucking joking right?
-- Get along with your parent(s): now i don't live with them yes
-- Like thunderstorms: if i'm inside
-- Play an instrument: i play the ladies
// series six - in the past month, did/have you
-- Drank alcohol: currently doing so
-- Done a drug: ummm, i think so
-- Made Out: yes
-- Gone to the mall?: yes
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
-- Eaten sushi: yes
-- Been on stage: no
-- Been dumped: no
-- Gone skating: no
-- Made homemade cookies: no
-- Been in love: no
-- Gone skinny dipping: no
-- Dyed your hair: no
-- Stolen anything: no
// series seven - have you ever
-- Played a game that required removal of clothing?: yes
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: yes
-- Been caught "doing something": yes
-- Been called a tease: hahahahah "fanny tease" hahaha
-- Got beaten up: yes
-- Changed who you were to fit in: yeah, i used to be a techno raver goth
// series eight - the future
-- Age you hoping to be married: yes
-- Numbers and Names of Children: dozens, they'll get to name themselves, like whatever the first noise that comes out of their mouth, that's gonna be their name
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: elvis....vegas....nuff said
-- How do you want to die: messily. i want cunts to be picking up bits of me for weeks and big arse stains
-- Where you want to go to college: maybe
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: a principal or a catterpillar
-- What country would you most like to visit: states....just for vegas
// series nine - opposite/same sex
-- Best eye color?: whatev
-- Best hair color?: whatev
-- Short or long hair?: long
-- Best height: the littler the better, but no midgets
-- Best weight: small, but with rack
-- Best articles of clothing: nekkid
-- Best first date location: pub, their shout
-- Best first kiss location: on my cock
// series ten - number of
-- Number of boys/girls I have kissed: two or three
-- Number of boy/girlfriends I have had: none, i'm a virgin
-- Number of drugs taken illegally: lots
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: none....trust a few people with everything else....but not my life
-- Number of foreign countries I have visited: heaps
-- Number of states I have visited: 3
-- Number of piercings: none
-- Number of scars on my body: loads
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: one thing
yeah osm