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[justazombie]

I don't really wear suits too often, but I guess it's kinda nice to have some more clothes around. So, uh, thanks, magic stuff-bringer.

Can't say I'm all that excited about my other gift, though. I hear handcuffs went out of style. But it's the thought that counts, right?

Comments

[Voice]

[wears_a_torc]

Why Handcuffs? If you don't want them maybe the police force would.

[Voice]

[justazombie]

Probably not. Only one of the cuffs works on these.

[Voice]

[wears_a_torc]

Oh...well that makes them real useful.

[Voice]

[justazombie]

I dunno, maybe someone can fix the other one or something. I know I don't want to keep it.

[daddyslilpyro]

Bet you look pretty sharp in it, at least.

[justazombie]

The suit or the cuffs?

[daddyslilpyro]

Both at the same time, maybe?

[libertyfuckyeah]

Hey, handcuffs can be useful in a lot of situations. Especially if you have a key to an identical pair that's been slapped on you.

[justazombie]

I think that makes these only half-useful then.

[libertyfuckyeah]

You can use them to make arrests too.

[justazombie]

Half-arrests. One of the cuffs is defective.