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[justcautious]

[Oh, look. It's Chrissie again. Little bit more confident than the previous time, looking very slightly irritated and alternately smoking and gesturing with her cigarette.]

Brilliant, really, s'one of these weekends again. Din't we just 'ave one? Cos most of me wardrobe's gone again, the same bit, and I'm tired of it. So I reckon the only way to

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[heelsandlaw]

If you're worried about shopping taking too long, I have a spare set of clothes at the office that I could lend you.

[justcautious]

Cheers, ma'am, but I do 'ave some clothing. I mean, I'm wearin' some. But I reckon the only way t' sort this once an' for all's to buy it today. Won't take long at all, I promise you. Unless...ehm....you need me in right away, ma'am?

[heelsandlaw]

Well, I should hope you're dressed. And no, I don't need you in right away.

[justcautious]

Ta very much, ma'am. I'll work doubletime today to make up for it, promise.

[immortaltwat]

Hey, all the best outfits take several hours to buy. And that's before you get to the make up.

[Nathan may still be a man, but that doesn't stop him waving a pair of frilly knickers from earlier in the month at the camera.]

I spent half an hour deciding on these, let alone anything else!

[justcautious]

[You get SUCH a face about that, Nathan. Sort of....disgust/amusement/disbelief.]

I reckon it'd prob'ly be safest for everyone if I pre....preemptively booked you on indecent exposure an' lewd conduct. M'not lookin' for the best outfit, anyway, though I could prob'ly do with some make up, yeah. Specially before goin' into work. [Smirk] Could prob'ly just borrow it off you an' all.

[immortaltwat]

What, so first you want to book me, then you want to borrow my make up?

What sort of a man do you think I am?

[justcautious]

Not much.

[feellikejumping]

[Sam tosses open the door to the flat, with several full bags of groceries carefully balanced in his arms. His view is partially obstructed so he calls out for some assistance. But not from Piglet, for several different reasons...]

Hey, Chris! Lend me a hand, will you?

[justcautious]

[Chrissie is fairly deep-voiced for a woman, but not anywhere near as deep as Chris.]

Comin'!

[She leaves her room and hurries over to take a bag off him.]

[feellikejumping]

[Sam blinks in surprise and surrenders one of his bags to the young woman.]

Oh, hello Miss. I didn't realize we had company...

[He rushes to put his bags down and offers her his hand.]

I'm Sam, by the way...

[justcautious]

[Chrissie's face falls a bit. Oh. It really IS this curse...]

Sam....I know who you are. S'me. Chrissie.

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[totallyinaband]

Not that I'm giving into this whole 'being a girl' thing, cause I'm totally not! But if this is going to last more than a day, I will need some shoes that I'm not stepping out of. Where do girls buy clothes, anyway?

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[justcautious]

Um...shops? You want t'come with me, me an' Nathan are goin' out lookin' soon. You're welcome to come, if you like.

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[totallyinaband]

... on second thought I think I'm just going to sit at home. In the dark. I don't think I'm ready for... shopping yet.

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[justcautious]

Oh, sweetheart, no. Don't do that!

[Something about Stephen just brings out her mothering instincts....him being all hapless...and stuff.]

Is it Nathan? 'e's a bit of....well, a tosser, yeah, so...I can go with you separate if you like?

[mghtbconcussed]

You're very lucky you know a shopping Diva.

[justcautious]

Oh, blimey, Lucy, I said I--- I mean, I'm goin' with Nathan, if you still want to come?

[mghtbconcussed]

It's okay. you should get extra stuff and keep it in case this happens again.

[justcautious]

Yeah, I think I will do.

Or you can go shoppin' with me on another day or somethin', yeah?