Comments | justcautious: 69. [Video]

justcautious

69. [Video]

Apr 20, 2011 12:42

[There are two Chrises. They are at a pub for lunch and have pretty much identical expressions of amiable confusion on. As well as each having a pint. One of them is in the middle of taking a drink, so the other one speaks.]

So I woke up with a clone, me, and--

[The other Chris hurries to speak as well and swallows funny and starts coughing, so first ( Read more... )

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totallyinaband April 20 2011, 21:17:13 UTC

Don't you just... know which one of you is real? I do.

justcautious April 21 2011, 01:20:46 UTC

Well, that's what I thought, cos I woke up with me standin' over me, jus' starin', like.

Yeah, but I woke up with a clone, didn't I? Course I were starin'.

Or I did.

Right. Well. Anyway, I just din't know if you were gonna kill me or not.

Point is, could just as easily be either of us that's real.

feellikejumping April 21 2011, 04:14:18 UTC

... what is it now, Chris?

justcautious April 21 2011, 13:33:07 UTC

There's two of me. Us. Look!

[Voice] mghtbconcussed April 21 2011, 04:23:37 UTC

CHRIS!

This is awesome sauce

[Yeah...she's thinking it]

[Voice] justcautious April 21 2011, 13:36:35 UTC

[Chris isn't. Neither...Chris. It hasn't occurred to them at all.]

YYeaheah?

What d'you mean?

You got one too, maybe?

Re: [Voice] mghtbconcussed April 22 2011, 01:30:41 UTC

Nope! I'm just all by my lonesome right now.

Re: [Voice] justcautious April 22 2011, 20:13:22 UTC

Oh.

Well, I s'pose it ain't too bad, cos I'm not tryin' t' kill meself right now.

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[video] am_i_being_rude April 21 2011, 04:56:29 UTC

Are you... absolutely sure, that one of you is going to kill the other? [They seem quite.. calm. He doesn't see it happening.]

[video] justcautious April 21 2011, 13:37:39 UTC

[They nod solemnly.]

Bound to 'appen.

S'basically what clones are FOR.

Re: [video] (sorry, was sick a dog.) am_i_being_rude April 24 2011, 05:11:14 UTC

Ahh. Right. So, one of them has to kill one of you because.. that's what happens. [He shakes his head a little and blinks.] Do either of you particularly, I don't know, want to do any killing?

Re: [video] No problem, feeeel betteeeeer justcautious April 25 2011, 02:19:30 UTC

Well....not right now.

I don't think so.

But that don't mean we don't really, y'know, all secret, like.

umathematic April 21 2011, 05:32:34 UTC

How the hell does that follow?

justcautious April 21 2011, 13:39:03 UTC

Cos why'd there be clones otherwise?

The clone always wants t' kill the original.

So 'e can take over, yeah, and be the only one left, right?

umathematic April 21 2011, 14:00:34 UTC

Except everybody has a clone today, moron.

justcautious April 21 2011, 14:16:29 UTC

Exactly, and there's all of them tryin' t'kill the real ones.

Only they've gen'rally worked out which of 'em's evil.

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