8. [Audio]

[justcautious]

[Police Filter]Um, DC Chris Skelton. Date...probably January 7th, even though it was different when I left home. Time...half past-ish. I thought I should maybe do a report on what I've figured out so far, even if it's not very much. Figured out about the crime with all the organs, I mean. I conducted an interview with the victim maybe about...three

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[has_espn]

Oh my god bird organs are so gross.

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[justcautious]

When've you seen them before?!

voice;

[has_espn]

In eggs.

voice; here, have some pure, unadulturated horror.

[justcautious]

You....what?! Are you sure?

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[has_espn]

Yes.

Well, they're gross when they're sunny-side up. They look alright scrambled.

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[justcautious]

[Brain...shutting down. Horror. Terror. What.]

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[justcautious]

[Trying to puzzle it out. She surely can't...that isn't even...s'like a different world in America...]

D'you...you don't mean...?

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[justcautious]

I reckon you thought I meant birds like chickens, yeah? Um, I meant bird as in a lady.

And I dunno that eggs are organs. I think they're baby chickens, or they're meant to be but we sort of stop them from happening.

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[has_espn]

Birds are girls?

voice;

[has_espn]

[SNORT] That's funny.

Anyway, if chickens come from eggs, and eggs don't have organs, then where do their organs come from?

voice;

[justcautious]

Well, I guess they have to have organs in them, but they'd also have to have the rest of the baby chicken, yeah?

voice;

[has_espn]

...I don't get it.

voice;

[justcautious]

Well, if a whole baby chicken comes out of an egg, the whole baby chicken has to be in the egg, yeah? And not just the organs?

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[has_espn]

Oh... You're right.

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[has_espn]

...But why can't I see baby chickens in eggs?

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[justcautious]

...I dunno. Maybe they're too small to see? Or might be some eggs have chickens and some eggs don't and the farmers only choose eggs what don't have chickens in them.