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1. Hello. HI!
2. Do you eat bananas? yeah
3. If so, how do they make you feel inside? slightly less hungry, yet wanting something more substantial
4. What do you think of your face? i could sort it out a bit
5. Are you a sex addict? im at it 24/7
6. Have you made it past question six yet? fuck off
7. Did you pat yourself on the back for that accomplishment? go choke, timewaster
8. What do you like to do on/with snow? snowboard
9. Do you read? yeah
10. Do you even know how?: i try
11. Ever chopped someone up with a dull axe into little tiny peices and mailed them off to random addresses? yeah
12. Ever been part of the mafia? nope
13. What was your rank? i wasnt in the mafia
14. Whats your job? homeless
15. What if you did that for the rest of your life? id be on crack
16. What if you died alone? omg, WHAT IF?!
17. Old? most people die old
18. And a failure? haha
19. With a face like MJ? to be honest id be happy with that
20. Do you want to love someone? yeah, would be fun
21. Do you think it will end one day? um?
22. Why do you do it then? cuz no one likes you
23. Do you have hope? yeah
24. Shouldnt we all have hope? yes
25. Why is it that when you talk to god its called praying but when god talks to you you're sent to the loony bin? cuz gods a joke
26. What do you miss? an arm
27. How does your soul feel resting inside your body? hes just chilling...
28. Do you have one? yeah
29. Does it have you? um...?
30. Do you know Fuck Face? yeah
31. Is he an asshole? nah, i really like him
32. Why? cos he has a cool 'fro
33. I thought so. GENIUS!
34. Did you know that your a cool kid and I love you? of course
35. What do you know? who are you
36. Are you bored? yes
37. Do you want this to end? its getting tiresome
38. Hasn't the above question been used too often? huh?
39. Who do you want to make suffer? you
40. What do you think of models and apples? brilliant!
41. What is for A? angry
42. What is for B? bastard
43. What is for C? club
44. What is for D? david
45. Why did you say those? first things in my head n' shit
46. What could possibly make you jump off a bridge, and possibly die? alcohol
47. Is this number 47? yes
48. Whats your full name and what does it mean? william charles westley hutson, its an ancient chinese proverb about homeless pandas in the sparkling glen of espenanza
49. What if you woke up one day, and everything you loved was gone, and you were alone with noone who cared in the world? not really gonna happen is it........
50. What if this was the last question? it is