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[justice_smells]

[Phone]I have a question for any humans and/or non-humans who have more experience than me and my friends! It's something I doubt hasn't come up before, so it should be very easy to explain

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[strike_you_out]

[Slugger passes her on his way to the mailbox and again on his way back, not paying much attention to his not!sister. This will likely happen numerous times as he goes about doing whatever random things he does throughout the day, until he finally grows bored enough to flop onto his back on the snow nearby.

He has no idea what she's doing but he's cloud watching and every-now-and-then will make comments like "That one's a slow-motion car wreck" and "That one: man with melting face"...]

[justice_smells]

[EVENTUALLY]

That one kind of looks like an elder god.

[strike_you_out]

[Squinting, trying to see what she's seeing... It doesn't work. Also, the elder god is starting to cover the sun. What do?]

[justice_smells]

[Take a break, that's what. God her eyes hurt.]

It doesn't really have tentackes, but the beak's unmistakable.

[strike_you_out]

[The elder god is an octopus? He sits up partially to ask her this very question but stares at her instead.]

...Trying to get a headache? I can help.

[justice_smells]

Trying to go blind. Someone gave me a better idea how, though. I guess I should go smell to it! I mean, see to it.

[strike_you_out]

Does it involve a screwdriver? [He can help with that, too.]

[justice_smells]

Don't get carried away, Earth Mayfield Brother Friend. Once I find a replacement cane I might have to drub you mercilessly!

[strike_you_out]

You can try. [Said with a daring smirk as he lightly grips the handle of his bat. Keyword: try.]

[justice_smells]

Mission accepted!

[strike_you_out]

[Confirmatory nod.] When you get your weapon, we duel.