01 [video] ★ someone's going to get sued
[Apollo wasn't having much luck with the NPCs of New Bark town. Having more or less figured out the communicator, he decides to give it a try. So have a young man with ridiculous antenna hair sliiightly too close to the camera.]
Excuse me. [He doesn't seem to have thought much further than that, so he pauses.] Um, hi. Could someone fill me in on what's going on here? I'm hoping for hallucination. Is there someone I can talk to? There's been a mistake: I'm a lawyer, I don't know anything about [what were they called?] these...creatures.
[Apollo pauses briefly, thinking.]
By the way, did anyone lose a dog? It's been following me around all day. [He tilts the camera down to the Growlithe sitting faithfully at Apollo's side.] They keep saying it's mine, but I really think it's a mistake.
[Just before the video clicks out, you can hear him mumble:] Why do I get the feeling that I'm being too optimistic here?
Excuse me. [He doesn't seem to have thought much further than that, so he pauses.] Um, hi. Could someone fill me in on what's going on here? I'm hoping for hallucination. Is there someone I can talk to? There's been a mistake: I'm a lawyer, I don't know anything about [what were they called?] these...creatures.
[Apollo pauses briefly, thinking.]
By the way, did anyone lose a dog? It's been following me around all day. [He tilts the camera down to the Growlithe sitting faithfully at Apollo's side.] They keep saying it's mine, but I really think it's a mistake.
[Just before the video clicks out, you can hear him mumble:] Why do I get the feeling that I'm being too optimistic here?