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1.) What time is it? 12:43 AM
2.) What's the date?: 12/12/04
3.) Are you psyched about filling out this survey?: Not really...
All About You
4.) Full name: Donald Eugene Thomas, III.
5.) If you could change your name, what would you change it to?: Mort Motherfucking Bastardson. (Motherfucking actually being my middle name.)
6.) Age: 18
7.) If you could be any other age, what age would you be?: 21 so I could get booze.
8.) Height: 6'1"
9.) circumference: Rather large.
10.) Shoe Size: 13
11.) Hair Color: Black.
12.) Eye Color: Blue.
13.) Where do you live?: Bum-fuck Georgia.
14.) Do you like it there?: Eh, it's ok.
15.) Why/why not?: Really fucking boring, but it has it's moments.
16.) What's one thing that makes you unique?: My always being nonchalant. Apathy to no end.
17.) What are your best features? (on your face): Eyes or the goat (on a good day)
18.) Worst features?: My butt-chin, which is why I grew the goat in the first place. Or my Jew-like nose.
19.) What about your body are you most confident about?: Eyes.
20.) Most self-conscious about?: Everything else.
If Your Life Were a Movie...
21.) What would it be called?: Bastard.
22.) Who would play you?: Some Hollywood prettyboy.
23.) Who would play your leading man (woman)?: Juliya.
24.) Who would play your arch enemy?: Steven Dorff. You know? Frost from Blade. He makes a good bad guy.
25.) Who would play your parents?: John Travolta would be my dad and Renee Zelwegger would be my mom.
26.) Any other characters?: Phil Anselmo as Jared. Everyone else: TBD. I really need more time to think about this. I could just have everyone play themselves... including me...
27.) What would it be rated?: R.
28.) What kind of movie would it be? A horror/comedy/psychological thriller/drama/love story. Something everyone can enjoy.
Favorite...
29.) Hangouts: My cold, but awesome ass room.
30.) Websites: jesuslovesporn.net Yeah, that's right. I admit it. And ebaum's.
31.) Movies: Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, The Wedding Singer, Resevoir Dogs.
32.) Songs: My Last Serenade by Killswitch Engage, Swamped by Lacuna Coil, Would by Alice in Chains, Black Label by Lamb of God, Taste of My Scythe by Children of Bodom, Bloodline by Slayer, Seven Words by Deftones, Buried Alive by Love by HIM, Smoke Two Joints by Sublime, Jerk Off by Tool, Luke's Wall by Black Sabbath, Goddamn Electric by Pantera(RIP Dimebag)
33.) Sports: You're kidding, right?
34.) Sports Teams: See above.
35.) Fashion Designers/Brands: Giant, Old Navy(they make good jeans. I don't have to fucking explain anything to you fucking people)
36.) Stores: Hot Topic, Old Navy. (like I said. Fuck off)
Family...
43.) Siblings: None.
44.) Parents: Sherrie and Gene.
45.) Are your parents divorced/married/re-married/in rehab?: Divorced.
46.) Do you like your family?: Sure.
47.) Why/why not?: They've been there.
48.) What's the best things about your dad?: He's a really nice guy. Really... sometimes its scary.
49.) The worst?: I haven't spoken to him in months.
50.) What's the best things about your mom?: She is the most awesome mom anyone could ever have.
51.) The worst?: She likes to put me on the spot in front of my friends.
Do you...
52.) Like your appearance?: Sure.
53.) Like your personality?: Abso-fucking-lutely.
54.) Think you're funny?: I've been known to get a chuckle or two.
55.) Have a lot of friends?: Hells yeah.
56.) Usually go out on Friday nights?: Used to, but it seems that everyone is so busy with their crap lately.
57.) Believe in aliens?: Yes.
58.) Believe in love at first sight?: No.
59.) Believe in astrology?: Yes.
60.) Have a boy/girlfriend? No.
Friends:
61.) About how many friends do you have?: A lot.
62.) Who's your best friend(s)?: Jared, Kim, Wes, Ashley, Phillip, all those shindig guys.
63.) Who can make you smile, no matter what mood you are in?: Jared.
64.) Which person do you PRETEND to be friends with but secretly hate?: Mort doesn't do that.
65.) Do any of your friends just piss you off?: Yes.
66.) Do you get sick of your friends easily?: Sometimes.
67.) Which friend do you secretly LOVE?: I'll never tell you bitches.
68.) If you could have 3 friends stranded on an island with you, who would you pick?: Jared, Kim, and the last one will be chosen in a lottery.
69.) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you are comfortable enough with to talk about almost anything? Yes.
70.) Are you in love?:Yes.
71.) If not, have you ever been in love?:
72.) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: Sometimes.
73.) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Not really. I don't know many ugly people. Man, does that sound mean or what?
74.) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last?: Wow, that's a tough one. Ask me true/false. I'm good at those.
75.) What's more important, love or sex?: I can't have sex without love involved, so love it is.
76.) Would you still carry out a relationship if your family absolutely hated the person you were dating? Yes.
Would you like to have...
77.) A one-way ticket to Italy?: Yeah.
78.) An ice-cream sundae?: Not right now...
79.) Aretha Franklin's attitude and her tell-you-off voice?: No.
80.) A trip around the world with nothing but the clothes on your back: Yes.
81.) Your brother/sister go away somewhere for a really long time?: Don't have any.
82.) The lyrics to "Muskrat Love" permanently deleted from your memory?: Muskrat Love?
83.) Your mother's legs?: I'm a guy. Ass.
84.) John Cusack?: Again. Guy. Straight too.
85.) An easy bake oven?: HELLS YEAH! It is not a toy. It's a real oven. And it bakes real cupcakes... with a 40 watt bulb. And there's icing packets, but the secret ingredient is love. Damn it.
Have you ever...
90.) Grinded with a complete stranger?: No. Who uses the term 'grind' anymore?
91.) Danced around the house wearing nothing but a towel?: Oh yeah. Even lost the towel after a few laps around the house.
92.) Told someone you loved them?: Yes.
93.) Needed to tell somebody something but were afraid you couldn't trust them?: Yes.
94.) Cut class?: Yeah.
95.) Got in a fight?: Yeah.
96.) Felt suicidal?: No.
Right Now
97.) Listening to: Black Hearts Now Reign by Unearth
98.) Watching: The computer.
99.) Wearing: Jeans, Killswitch shirt, Goonies beanie.
100.) Eating: Nothing.
101.) Thinking: Bored, bored, bored.
102.) Talking to: Kim.
103.) Feeling: Cold.
Past, Present & Future
104.) What is the craziest thing you've done in the past?: Smoked a blunt in the unfinished top floor of a bank with two of my best friends at the time.
105.) If you could change one thing you have done in the last 24 hours, what would it be?: Left the fucking house.
106.) If you could've been born at any point in time, when would you pick?: The 1970s. That way, I would've went to high school in the 80s.
107.) List all the places you've visited in the past: DC, Virginia, The Carolinas, Tenessee, Kentucky, Florida.
108.) Right now, what is your biggest regret? None right now. Not anymore goddamn it.
109.) List some things you want to do before you turn 18: I am 18.
110.) Do you want to get married?: Sure.
111.) If so, at what age?: Around 35.
112.) Who do you want to marry?: A woman. I have no crystal ball.
113.) How will he propose to you?: No. HE will not. Fag.
114.) What song will be played at your wedding?: The End of Heartache. MOTHERFUCKER.
115.) How many guests will you have?: Every-damn-body.
116.) Do you want to have kids?: One little Mort. That's it.
117.) If so, how many?: See above.
118.) What are you going to name your kids?: Gavin for a boy. Michelle or Amanda for a girl.
119.) If you found out you were going to die tomorrow, is there anything you would want to say or do?: Fuck as many chicks as I could and cut a record. All that in 24 hours.
120.) What do you think would be the worst way to die?: Getting shot on stage while performing your first song of the night. (Burn in hell Nathan Gale, you fucking pussy)
121.) Best way to die?: In an epic sword fight. Glory be mine. Bitches.
122.) Write your own gravestone engraving: Just the name and dates. Keep it simple.
123.) What song will be played at your funeral?: I'll be dead, so play what you want. Go nuts.
124.) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it?: Sure, why not. All of the funeral and epitaph questions are now null and void and officially a waste of my time. Asshole.
125.) If you had the choice to either go BACK 100 years or go FORWARD 100 years, which would you choose?: Forward.
I Wish...
126.) I had...: A record deal.
127.) I didn't have...: My stupid fucking fear of driving.
128.) My life were more...: Exciting.
129.) My life were less...: Boring.
130.) I could...: Fly.
131.) My family...: Were still together.
132.) My best friends...: To stay as awesome as they are forever.
133.) My crush...: Would break it off with that guy.
Random
134.) If you could plan your own birthday party, and money was no object, what would you do?: Get Killswitch, Slayer, Arch Enemy, and a shit load of other bands on a wish list from my friends to play.
135.) What was your most embarrassing moment ever?: Why would I tell you that?
136.) If your house suddenly caught on fire and you could save 3 things, what would you save?: My dog, my computer, and of course my own ass.
137.) What would you throw into the fire?: Pictures and ID. Just start over.
138.) Is there something that you totally oppose? Hardcore Christian Conservatives. You know the kind I'm talking about.
139.) If you got pregnant when you were really young, like 14, would you have an abortion?: Once again. Guy. I am one.
140.) Who would you risk your life for?: A lot of people. Quite possibly everyone.
141.) Have you ever owned a pair of pants that made you feel like you could do anything when you put them on?: No. Where can I get a pair of those?
142.) What's your favorite inside joke?: Penny pickles.
143.) How easy is it to make you laugh?: Depends on the subject matter. For example; religious humor makes me laugh my ass off every time.
144.) Do you laugh when you hear the number 69? I snicker a bit, yeah.
145.) Would you like to be cloned? No.
146.) What time is it? 1:48 AM