Well, that was fun. Only my entire body aches, as though I was trying to have rough sex with a mountain ( Read more... )

I will do something for whoever can procure for me the song ( Read more... )

This is the funniest god damn speech I've ever heard.
Simply amazing.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=fWvAznIRVLA

Hey ( Read more... )

They say that during those day "the dinosaurs ruled the earth," when in fact the oceans were teeming with life. Meanwhile us invertebrates were practically chilling while all those bulky reptiles worked it out trying to get in three meals a day. As they got bigger we got smaller and, well...not to boast or anything but, when was the last time you ( Read more... )

JUSTIN HAS LICENSE ( Read more... )

Query: how many of these dialogues do you think I have written ( Read more... )

I knew to stay away from it in Cape Cod. But I couldn't resist! I had to hear tracks one and 10 ( Read more... )

I have a list of the most exciting things that I have experienced this summer, and I am pleased to report that things on that list are as varied as they are numerous. It is a private list but I will tell you that one of them was being operated on in that dental hospital ( Read more... )

In Cape Cod we played Peirce Rummy. Apparently it's just Rummy, but we call it Peirce Rummy because it was played the night my parents got incredibly drunk and high and pierced the ears of a friend ( Read more... )