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[justin_topia]

i just assassinated the president and 3 congressman. i also skydived off of the sears tower and did 3 backflips before i landed onto the cement with no injury. i walked it off and i started racing semi trucks. oh yeah and i created the foundation for world peace, and i freed iraq and there arent any more wars.

Comments

[smackie]

Nooooooooooooooooo!! I wanted to assassinate the president!!

[vampyredork]

fluffy your my hero!

[thescottishgal]

I think all the hair dye has seeped into your brain. Either that, or you're drunk.