Maybe if I start tap dancing.

[justinmilo]

You begin to think it has something to do with your appearance. Your mannerisms. Should I put my hand on my hip or is that kind of intimidating? Should I hold the thumbs up hand far away from my body, confident and demanding, or should I keep it close by my side, a statement: I am weak. I am not going to hurt you

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[ohh_turbulence]

Maybe if you got a pussy or, at the very least a nice rack...

[justinmilo]

Ha, I know!

I've considered bringing a girl next time I go hitch hiking, but I think need to just get really serious and have the sex change operation.

I've also thought of making cardboard signs. Here are some ideas: "Paris" (in big letters, crossed out) and below it (and smaller) "Anywhere". Or, "Help me run away from home. I hate chores".

[ohh_turbulence]

Haha. I dont really condone this whole "hitch hiking" thing but if it is any consolation I would totally pick you up.

[veganlindsay]

When are you going to have your own first-person-journalism radio show, Justin?

Man, that was amazing. Got me all inspired to start writing again.

"This American Hitchikier. I'm Justin Smith."

[justinmilo]

Well, your comment got me all inspired to start writing again so I guess we are even.

Thanks much, Lindsay