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justinvisible

Dear Penthouse Forum

Aug 04, 2005 08:11

So it's sometime late night/early morning and I'm asleep with Sasha when some drunk girl comes stumbling into her room, unaware. In another place and time this would have been a dream come true, but when I have to be up for school at 8:00 AM?!?! Totally uncalled for.

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DAMN!!! sassyvonsexy August 4 2005, 12:56:04 UTC

You would think I live in a dorm or something.

Last night was an awful attempt at sleep. Damn drunk republicans!!!

Re: DAMN!!! justinvisible August 4 2005, 15:07:36 UTC

I just remembered that other A'Hole that first opened the door to tell Jay you were home. I should have left a tie on the door just like at a frat house. GO DAWGS!

Re: DAMN!!! gedanken23 August 4 2005, 16:25:19 UTC

Stewie Griffin: [takes Jeremy's hat as he's carried away] Ha! I've got your hat! Take that, Hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hacky-sack tournee! I'm not going to lie down for some frat-boy bastard with his damn Teva sandals and his Skoal bandits and his Abercrombie & Fitch long-sleeved, open-stitch, crew-neck Henley smoking his sticky-buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love Mr. Plow. Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you?
[shouting]
So does everyone else! That is *exactly* the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at one in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar-skank ladder!

gedanken23 August 4 2005, 14:24:29 UTC

If i have said it once I have said it 100 times - you need a stunt double.

justinvisible August 4 2005, 15:08:30 UTC

I like to think of myself as a modern day version of the Fall Guy.

gedanken23 August 4 2005, 16:21:55 UTC

Im more of a Greatest American Hero myself... never quite got that flying thing down, crash a lot, hijinks, etc.

meemeedarling August 7 2005, 06:32:05 UTC

Lee Majors is a babe!

muffintop August 4 2005, 19:20:40 UTC

i see fergie's been making the rounds on myspace
heh

justinvisible August 4 2005, 20:37:20 UTC

Yeah seems like everyone has access to that damn World Wide Web these days.

eurotrashprince August 4 2005, 23:39:57 UTC

that's what happens when you live in the ghetto... god, we are so unlucky.

sassyvonsexy August 5 2005, 13:58:11 UTC

Buckhead is def. The Ghetto I generally feel very unsafe!!

tensixths August 5 2005, 01:24:22 UTC

you been watching too much golden girls on lifetime. it's startin to get to ya.

justinvisible August 5 2005, 14:15:21 UTC

No such thing as too much Golden Girls.

meemeedarling August 7 2005, 06:33:14 UTC

Word to that shizzle!