Sleepless Nights

[justjoe83]

The next time I decide to tempt the Powers that Be, someone just get it over with and shoot me. Just the other day, I exalted Oda Mae's modesty compared to our previous female kitty, so quite naturally she went into heat the very next day. Now, for those of you who aren't aware, a female cat in heat is quite possibly one of the most obnoxious,

Comments

[elvia_e]

Aw, I hope you feel better and get rest. That's whats bad about cats. My friend Ely had a cat and it would go into heat alot. It would mew and scratch and hump and slide all over the floor, it was really terrible. Dogs aren't like that, which is why I prefer them ^-^ My chihuhua would just have this stuffed animal and hump it ocassionaly then do his business and be done with it. But cats drag it on forever. Wait is it strange to be talking about animal sex? Oh God, I'm a weirdo ><. LOL,I really hope you're in a better mood when you read this lol.

[ladyshinigami]

This is why I love my fish. As long as you feed them and keep the water clean they're happy. I think the only thing worse than you cat in heat would be my boss when a new waitress starts to work there. Ciao angelface.

Awwwwwwww

[aussie_wallaby]

I know its mean to laugh at those less fortunate (goes to the lack of sleep), but your description of a cat in heat is the single most hilarious thing I've read in quite a while. Its really a pity you cn't buy cat dildos or something, so she can be satisfied, stop yowling and you can get some sleep.... So Elvia, whilst talking about animal sex might be weird, ithinkn talking about a masturbation toy for a cat is a bit freakier. *mwah*

Re: one of the most obnoxious, obscene, and annoying things on Earth.

[twerpalicious]

I still say she sounds like Madonna.

*HUGS*

[lileeyore]

Poor thing!! *hugs* I am sorry you didn't get n e sleep!! I hope it gets better teddy bear!!! luv Jen!