Well, I finally shaved. One of these days I was going to walk into Wal-Mart, and the employees were going to put out an alert to "keep an eye on the Arab." Go me.

Elvia read my last couple of journal entries and wisely suggested I stop talking to "that cad"; she makes a good point, but it brings up another problem I have. I'll use this same guy as an example since he happens to be such a good one. Although he's a really funny guy and can make good conversation, he inevitably regresses to sex. Now, I'm ( Read more... )

I just wanted to say how depressing that last topic was to me. I'd like to point out his next IM after that bit I pasted here:

Him: yeh, I see your point. I don't know. Do you do the phone [sex] thing alot then?

T~T

I'm depressed by such pathetically low standards, and I cry for the sorry state of the human condition today.

I was talking with that OC guy again, and a bit of our conversation inspired me to try doing a stream-of-conscious thing in my LJ ( Read more... )

I can't believe I forgot to mention this, but I sent an IM to another member of OC today. I'm not going to mention his name as he'd asked me to keep his status hush-hush. At any rate, he mistakenly assumed I was someone from a dating service with which he also maintains a profile, and he thanked me for not sending him a picture of my naughty bits; ( Read more... )

I just took my kitty for a walk since he was all but howling like a dog at the door. He's so funny. He hadn't been out much lately, though, so I relented, and he behaved very well. He sauntered around for awhile, piquing the interest of a blonde woman who seems to love animals. He also made a point of rolling in choice dirt patches, disturbing ant ( Read more... )

I had a little squabble with my sister. We all get really stressed out, but she gets stressed most of all. I feel really guilty about it, because I know that anytime there might even be a shadow of a hint of a suspicion that someone is questioning her omniscience, she flips out. It's irritating at times, but it's the same quality that makes her ( Read more... )

But before I get to that, I just want to momentarily revisit Troy to provide a very amusing rendition of the movie's plot thanks to my good friend lightbulb55555. *WARNING: It's a funny version of the plot, but it is the plot, so don't read it if you don't want spoilers ( Read more... )

Dude: you're weird
Dude: but in a cute way...LOL
Me: Well, thanks.

Some compliments are left-handed, others are left hooks...

I'd originally made plans with Elvia for Saturday, but they kind of fell through, so we pushed it back a day. I'm so glad I did, especially since Zach was there, so I got to have a good experience out with my bro to kind of wash away the other day ( Read more... )