[Locked from the parents.]

[justlikehermom]

Mom and Dad just hit their second anniversary.

Doesn't that make them old?

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[the_surprise]

You bet your ass it does!

But its cute.

[justlikehermom]

Agreed, times two.

[andevrybdyknows]

It is cute! Don't make fun of them, doing that is really adorable.

We don't even know what my parents do. They make us leave for the day. And I think I don't wanna know.

[justlikehermom]

I know its adorable, its just dating them at the same time.

How can you not know?

[andevrybdyknows]

Uncle Sam would get so mad if he could read this.

We just don't. We only know when it's coming, because Mom starts arguing with Dad about him taking the day off a week in advance. And she keeps bugging him and bugging him and bugging him...

I think he might act like he's not going to just to make her mad. But he always takes the day off unless there's a big thing happening at the firm, and she takes the day off at the store, and then we have to leave in the morning and not come back until the next afternoon.

[justlikehermom]

But he can't. And its not like it isn't true.

Anniversary sex-a-thon. Its cute.

[samtwopointoh]

Completely old.

[the_surprise]

You forgot to mention it being cute.

[samtwopointoh]

Just old.

[the_surprise]

Junior!

[experienceslife]

My parents wouldn't be caught dead being that cute to each other.

[justlikehermom]

Then it makes sense that they got married on Halloween.

[experienceslife]

They go off into the bedroom (soundproofed when I was two), and I eat candy.

And I don't see them for hours. I think that's their anniversary thing.

Locked from Junior.

[justlikehermom]

My mom and dad don't just do that on their anniversary.

But your parents' is signifcant to them too, from what I've heard.

Just don't tell Junior.