i miss you like chickens miss having teeth or being dinosaurs ( Read more... )

holy crap! gary got me an ipod for my birthday!!! :D

he's so good to me. :) of course, i think it's way too extravagant, but it's not returnable, so i can't force him to bring it back.....

GARY!! j00 pwn!

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avast! today be me birthday, and if ye want me to fly my jolly roger, then ye'll stock me hold with booty. if yer a mate what hasn't two dubloons to rub together, then keep yer booty an' just knock back a tankard o' grog in me honor. but listen, lubbers. if ye don't wish me a happy birthday atall, it'll be a keel-haulin' fer ye. yarr!

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my libido has gone up lately from "wanting but not getting any, but you know, dealing with it," to "oh sweet lord please fuck me now." i guess it's been fueled partially by romance novels, yaoi, naked pictures from a cute girl, and, of course, from gary's lusciousness. haha. my sexuality is all over the place with that statement, hmn ( Read more... )

you know what's nice about flirting with a girl, as opposed to flirting with a boy ( Read more... )

A naughty John Dowland song...

Lady, if you so spite me
wherefore do you so oft kiss and delight me,
sure that my heart, oppress'd and
    overcloyed,
may break thus overjoyed?
If you seek to spill me,
come kiss me, sweet, and kill me.
So shall your heart be eased,
and I shall rest content and die well pleased.

"When I am laid in earth (Dido's Lament)" from Dido and Aeneas. The best version is Jeffy freaking Buckley rockin' the mad contralto like nobody's business. Seriously ( Read more... )

is it just me, or does pirates of the caribbean 2 get more and more racist the more i think about it?

if you have been defriended, please don't feel slighted. it's just that i'm not comfortable showing you this newest bout of depression. you're all nice people, and i'm sure you have better things to do than read this anyway.
thanks.