004.5 desu~

Oct 24, 2008 21:33

Why, yes, I do appear to be that bored.

I'm disappointed with the number of missing questions. Calling it 50 questions is falsified data.


1. Have you had sex in the last 2 weeks?
No.

2. Have you kissed someone in the last week?
No.

3. Who's the last person you hugged?
My teddy bear. ...Just kidding. It was Sengoku-senpai. You can stop weeping pathetically now, senpai.

5. What is the last thing that you drank?
An energy drink

6. Wheres the last place u went?
Class

7. What’s the worst injury you’ve ever gotten?
...I'll never walk normally again, never mind run or play tennis. Does that count?

8. Who is one person you can't stand from high school?
A certain idiot who thought she could steal my boyfriend desu.

9. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I never feared anything at night. Guess I indeed lack the self-preservation instinct like everyone keeps telling me desu.

10. If you could have sex w/one person right now, who would it be and why?
That data is classified.

12. Do you like someone right now?
Depends on what kind of "like" we are discussing here.

13. What are you doing right now?
Being bored.

15. Have you ever "experimented" w/ the same sex?
Does sex count?

17. Favorite non alcoholic drink?
Diet coke.

18. If you could have one wish, what would it be?
... To play tennis again.

20. do you know what tofu is?
Who doesn't?

21. Do you own a knife?
Aside from a kitchen knife, why would I need one?

22. Do you know what a colonoscopy is?
Yes.

23. Have you ever had one?
No.

24. Do you know who plays at least a small part in every Adam Sandler movie?
I don't think that data is in any way relevant to me.

25. If you had a mental disorder, what would it be?
Irrational fear of motorbikes. Wait, no "would" in that. OCD, I guess.

26. Who is your arch enemy?
...Do I look like an anime character?

27. If you could go back to one time in your life and change it what would it be and why?
I would stay home that one night. Because I want tennis back.

28. This is for guys and girls - Do you or have you ever read Cosmo?
Yes, I have. Sengoku-senpai is contagious like that.

29. Have you ever watched the Britney Spears movie Crossroads?
No, I haven't.

30. Do you listen to Lindsay Lohan?
No, I haven't.

31. Your favorite color?
Sky blue.

32. What time did you wake up today?
7 AM

33. Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera?
...

34. Smurfs or Carebears?
Carebears

35. Favorite ex?
...Does dead count as ex?

36. Do you want platinum or gold for your wedding band?
Platinum

37. Have you ever paid to have your eyebrows waxed?
Nope

38. Do you shave your back?
...No.

39. Have you ever watched porn and thought it was funny?
Who hasn't?

40. have you ever flashed someone?
No. I was always the one recording it when my senpai got silly enough.

41. Who is/are your best friend(s)?
Is it sad if I say Sengoku-senpai?

42. How many children do you want to have?
With the current laws being what they are, even one would be an achievement.

43. Are you pro-choice or pro-life?
My opinion on this particular issue is hardly of any importance to anyone.

44. Does someone have a crush on you?
My data is insufficient on this matter.

45. How many times a day have you watched the same movie?
Depends on whether tennis match recordings count as movies. In that case, 17.

46. Do you think that the tobacco companies should pay for people's medical bills?
No. Idiocy is a personal problem.

47. How do you want to die?
With as little pain as possible. Have had enough of it already.

48. What scares you?
Motorbikes People's questions Waking up Not much, I guess.

49. What makes you happy?
Data

50. If you could have one person in your bed tonight, who would it be?
Myself would be a good choice, I think. After all, it is my bed.

(OOC: All strikes are deleted.)

meme

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