i'm so excited about my massage book. i've been practicing on my brother. and if you ask, i'd be happy to practice on you. i need as much feedback as possible. because it's pretty hard with David, he's so ticklish.

i can't wait to hang out with Lauren tonight. much fun to be had!

so. so. so.

how is everyone? i'm pretty damn good. i just can't think of anything to write lately. i'm just so boring.

didn't get too much for Christmas. gift cards, that's about it. a massage book, WOO! Ben Folds Five DVD, double WOO. and a $50 gift certificate to Tranquility Day Spa, WOO and so many books to read ( Read more... )

is there anything i can do for anyone for money. i can babysit. help clean your room. do your homework. anything ( Read more... )

i almost died today...

FROM BOREDOM!
eh, good ol' ISD, how i missed thee. it's been a while since i've been in ISD. Miss. Outlaw was proud of me because i made it a whole four months before landing myself there.

Status:
self portrait almost done
very proud of myself
it actually kinda looks like me
hopefully i'll be able to take it home soon

well...
at least i thought i was going to go shopping today.

sonuvabitch.

i'm outta ice.

i should probably get some rest. i need energy to do the Christmas shopping to come on later today. sleeeeeeeeeeeep.

Desperado...

wow. this is just a terrible movie.

i mean, there's a guy with a bazooka hidden in a guitar case. i don't understand. hahaha, and in the end they MUST save that kid that was playing the guitar. oh well. it just very may well be a classic and my brain isn't complex enough to comprehend it. who knows.

AND then! that sex scene! that ( Read more... )

eh. my lip hurts so bad(ly?). it's big and puffy and sore ( Read more... )

wooooo ( Read more... )

hmm...

it's 5 o'clock. and here's a message to my brother:

You're the buttface. ha! what now, bi-otch!?

ok. well. all of a sudden i'm very moody and pissy. eh. just rawr. i can't even express anything right now.
Christ. what the hell. LJ won't let me POST!