My life sucks but I dont give a f-

[justravished]

Today, i got out of the wrong side of bed.
metaphorically, not literally, because there is only one way to get out of my bed: use butt to crawl like a centipede to the bottom, then highjump over the charging wires of my phone and my sister's phone. an alternate way would be to execute a standing broad jump over my unconscious sister, and my standing

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[colourcircle]

dont worry your hair will be fine in no time :)
and go find a pair of substance shoes so i can openly give you a present!

[justravished]

new shoes are not on the top of my list. that would have to be a new face and some new skin, so i'm buying that first

please make a list of things you 1) need 2) have always wanted but never managed to get and 3) want a lot these few days and think you will not get bored of in the near future. then during gss only buy things from this compartmentalised list. this is called responsible shopping. please rmb that you get tired of footwear very easily eg the prettyfit sandals, the sandals with a huge flower (?) etc

[divine_oracle]

EH EH I wanted to tell you I watched your retarded paparazzi video and I REALLY LIKE YOUR NEW (OLD? cause it's uncurled now) HAIR!

Also,
1. He is bored.
Definitely the number 1 reason.

5. He needs you to entertain him. And hiring a clown would be expensive. And silly.
How true...-_-

7. Because Newurbanmale is opening many franchises all over town and you never know when you are going to walk past a new outlet, which means that guys need a female escort at all times.
I had to suppress giggles in my office hahahaha

10. He is from another planet (Mars), and does not know that here in Venus, when we msg you continuously with witty, humourous replies, entertain your calls well into the next morning, go out with you alone even if it is to protect you from other women / men / animals, we are quite in love with you.
FUCK YES

Oh and guess who I saw last night at a salsa club? PRISS WONG. zomg. SHE SALSAs (not well at all, but she had the guts to dance with random guys, which I guess is admirable?)

[justravished]

i'm glad i made you giggle in the office

and good for her (priss wong) i hope you have the guts to dance with random guys as well

[divine_oracle]

haha of course. They ask, you must dance. But last night was the first time I willingly danced with guys not from my school's club cause I'm a lot better now. Like Priss was damn damn damn uber chui, but she still danced with strangers. I was both baffled yet awed by her balls.

[in_cantations]

if this was facebook, i'd press, "like it"