Random Eggtown Screenshot Recap. (Not dial-up friendly)
I know The Constant was the most recent episode, but out of all of them, it was my least favorite. I adore Kate, so I'm capping Eggtown.
sawyer: hai fancy seeing you here, how about we spark up that ol' love train, eh?
kate: i wonder what jack's doing right now...this coffee is the color of his eyes..
sawyer: uh..so how ya been doin', freckles?
*no response*
sawyer: i uh. got some clothes for ya in the bedroom, 'bout yer size. how about you and me spark up the ol'--
kate: nah.
sawyer: oh come on now, girl. can you resist the face i'm gonna make in the next cap?
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kate: it's pretty damn easy, james. *thinks of jack naked*
kate: just go away.
sawyer: YOU ALWAYS DID LIKE JACK BETTER. >:0 lemme tell ya somethin' freckles, you didn't have sex with jack, you had sex with me! >:0
kate: yeah, well. i want an annullment! it never happened. >:0
sawyer: just cuz i ain't no hero like doctor jack, psh.
kate: you're not even half a man compared to jack. >:0
*upset*
sawyer: wwwwwwwwwwelll then. *leaves while making a stupid sawyer face*
she's not saying anything. it's just necessary to use as many caps of kate as possible. <3
*dons sexy kate glasses*
kate - i make everything look good.
kate - BITCHES DON'T BE HATIN'.
*is upset because she looks awful and...*
*...her lawyer is stoned.*
jin - is this the place where you slept with all of those men?
sun - there were quite a lot of them there.
jin - more than seoul!?
sun - don't worry, jin. we're the hottest couple ever.
*slow motion running to show this fact*
*jack is staring at daniel's body*
sun - jack?
jack - o rite. this is daniel. ...mm. um. that's charlotte. yeah. they're new here. treat daniel well.
charlotte - ahem.
dan - i feel pretty! oh so pretty! i feel pretty and witty and GAY.
jack - *SWOON.*
sun - hai jack wut's up.
jack - not my penis. :( i miss kate.
sun - oh my! poor jack! after everything he's done, his penis deserves a little lift!
charlotte - he doesn't even know i'm alive! :( after i got all sweaty for him, too!
*losties throw up*
kate - hai locke wut's up look at mah sexy body, where's miles...is that blood?
locke - i got my first period! n__n
kate - LOOK AT MY BOOBS, DAMMIT. WHERE'S MILES.
locke - you know what, kate? i have some advice.
kate - oh no.
locke - you wanna know how i get my teeth so white? i keep my mouth shut!
kate - *is shocked her boob trick didn't work*
locke - you'd do well to take that advice!
*storms off all annoyed and hot*
kate - hai hurley lemme take that to miles.
hurley - he's in the boathouse, etc.
kate - thx.
hurley - so...wanna hook up?
kate - better luck next time, champ.
kate - hai handsome. mind if i sit down? ;]
miles - holy fuck buddha is real.
kate - look at my boobs.
*does as he's told*
kate - do you know who i am?
miles - a girl that i'd love to see in playboy?
kate - do you know what i did?
miles - i don't know what you did, but you sure as hell didn't suck me off. >:|
*cut to flashback*
*all the women of the world groan enviously as kate walks out of jail still looking drop dead beautiful* *hairflip for emphasis*
lawyer - now kate, i'm sorry to tell you this, but jack's dead.
*shock/sadness/tearyeyed*
lawyer - jk. i just like it when you're sad. you're so fucking hot! N____N
kate - >:0
jack - so baby, what're you wearing right now?
woman - jack?
jack - ...mom?
*JACK DISGUST*
juliet - hai jack. *juliet cleavage*
jack - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THERE BE A PICTURE OF KATE ON HERE OH GOD I'M SO FLACCID.
claire - oh hai can you get aaron for me. i'd dump him on charlie like i always did but you know he died and all that. *shrug*
kate - lol no.
*thinks about making babies with jack*
*cut to flashback*
lawyer - sry, i had to invite your boytoy, try not to orgasm.
kate - fuck. *squeezes legs together tightly*
jack - sup.
kate's vagina - *niagra falls*
jack - hai.
kate - *shudder*
kate - *twitch*
*furrows brows and worries about kate's twitching being a medical problem*
kate - *snore*
sawyer - freckles? you came by fer somethin'?
kate - oh. right. sorry. you're kinda boring...anyways.
kate - you suck.
sawyer - seriously? well, hell...
sawyer - hai. i brought that cream you wanted.
locke - THANK YOU. this itch is SO bad.
locke - so, how long will the itch stay?
sawyer - depends on how much sex you were havin', lockie boy!
*remembers raping boone*
sawyer - we all know 'bout you rapin' that poor boy out in the jungle, locke.
locke - OSHIT.
*meanwhile, kate and miles play hide and seek*
kate - LOL FOUND YOU.
miles - oh that's too bad...*stares at kate's ass*
*holds hands because it's dark*
*stumbles upon ben, and for some reason, miles and ben start discussing ben's SECRET condom company.*
miles - think you could give me one? *motions to kate*
ben - i don't think ours would fit, you're too small....being asian and all.
miles - WTF MAN, DON'T LET HER HEAR THAT SHIT. >:0
kate - wtf miles, we have to talk.
miles - ARGHH YOU BASTARD. >:0
kate - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME.
miles - oh fuck. *boner*
kate - WHY DOES EVERY GUY HAVE A BONER AROUND ME BESIDES JACK?!?!/despair
locke - FOUND YOU!!11!!
miles - oh shit i'm gonna get raped. :'(
*fantasizing about jack going down on her*
claire - HAIIII KATE.
kate - privacy plz!? >:0
locke - KATE WTF.
kate - omg, they were talking about condoms! apparently *whisper whisper* miles has a small penis!
locke - gtfo. you're no longer welcome here. >:0
*so then kate does what she always does when she's depressed and wants to erase pain and makes out with sawyer, but regrets it the next day when she remembers jack.*
daniel - is it queen of diamonds that miles likes...?
dan - YES. it is most DEF. queen of diamonds that is his favorite! :D
charlotte - queen of spades, lol.
*dismay*
jack - hey, call our friends or else. we'll use the SECRET WEAPON.
charlotte/daniel - secret weapon?
*juliet cleavage*
*calls*
*is worried he's gonna get raped*
locke - open your mouth.
miles - OH BUDDHA.
miles - WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
locke - mai name is john locke, and your fangirl, jade, really hates me right about now. but anyways. enjoy your breakfast. n_n
miles - THIS BREAKFAST SU--wait i have a fangirl? omg.
kate - babies?
sawyer - lol ew.
kate - i'm going back to the beach. jack wants my babies. >:0
sawyer - omg bitch.
*kate slap*
*cut to flashback - after trial*
*kate takes her hair down and stands there looking sexah*
jack - hai i was in the neighborhood. so uh. hai.
jack - kate. i want my semen inside you.
kate - omg jack i want yours in me, too.
jack - let's make a baby.
kate - okay!
kate - watch me get into my cab. you know you want to. *is bringing sexyback*
them other boys don't know how to act.
babysitter - why did they make me go in a scene with this bitch, she's so hot.
kate - lol.
kate - HAI aaron good news, you're up for adoption so i can make this room the new baibai's room that i'm gonna have with jack!
kate - so. goodbye aaron. hellooooooooooooooo jack!
FIN.
sawyer: hai fancy seeing you here, how about we spark up that ol' love train, eh?
kate: i wonder what jack's doing right now...this coffee is the color of his eyes..
sawyer: uh..so how ya been doin', freckles?
*no response*
sawyer: i uh. got some clothes for ya in the bedroom, 'bout yer size. how about you and me spark up the ol'--
kate: nah.
sawyer: oh come on now, girl. can you resist the face i'm gonna make in the next cap?
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kate: it's pretty damn easy, james. *thinks of jack naked*
kate: just go away.
sawyer: YOU ALWAYS DID LIKE JACK BETTER. >:0 lemme tell ya somethin' freckles, you didn't have sex with jack, you had sex with me! >:0
kate: yeah, well. i want an annullment! it never happened. >:0
sawyer: just cuz i ain't no hero like doctor jack, psh.
kate: you're not even half a man compared to jack. >:0
*upset*
sawyer: wwwwwwwwwwelll then. *leaves while making a stupid sawyer face*
she's not saying anything. it's just necessary to use as many caps of kate as possible. <3
*dons sexy kate glasses*
kate - i make everything look good.
kate - BITCHES DON'T BE HATIN'.
*is upset because she looks awful and...*
*...her lawyer is stoned.*
jin - is this the place where you slept with all of those men?
sun - there were quite a lot of them there.
jin - more than seoul!?
sun - don't worry, jin. we're the hottest couple ever.
*slow motion running to show this fact*
*jack is staring at daniel's body*
sun - jack?
jack - o rite. this is daniel. ...mm. um. that's charlotte. yeah. they're new here. treat daniel well.
charlotte - ahem.
dan - i feel pretty! oh so pretty! i feel pretty and witty and GAY.
jack - *SWOON.*
sun - hai jack wut's up.
jack - not my penis. :( i miss kate.
sun - oh my! poor jack! after everything he's done, his penis deserves a little lift!
charlotte - he doesn't even know i'm alive! :( after i got all sweaty for him, too!
*losties throw up*
kate - hai locke wut's up look at mah sexy body, where's miles...is that blood?
locke - i got my first period! n__n
kate - LOOK AT MY BOOBS, DAMMIT. WHERE'S MILES.
locke - you know what, kate? i have some advice.
kate - oh no.
locke - you wanna know how i get my teeth so white? i keep my mouth shut!
kate - *is shocked her boob trick didn't work*
locke - you'd do well to take that advice!
*storms off all annoyed and hot*
kate - hai hurley lemme take that to miles.
hurley - he's in the boathouse, etc.
kate - thx.
hurley - so...wanna hook up?
kate - better luck next time, champ.
kate - hai handsome. mind if i sit down? ;]
miles - holy fuck buddha is real.
kate - look at my boobs.
*does as he's told*
kate - do you know who i am?
miles - a girl that i'd love to see in playboy?
kate - do you know what i did?
miles - i don't know what you did, but you sure as hell didn't suck me off. >:|
*cut to flashback*
*all the women of the world groan enviously as kate walks out of jail still looking drop dead beautiful* *hairflip for emphasis*
lawyer - now kate, i'm sorry to tell you this, but jack's dead.
*shock/sadness/tearyeyed*
lawyer - jk. i just like it when you're sad. you're so fucking hot! N____N
kate - >:0
jack - so baby, what're you wearing right now?
woman - jack?
jack - ...mom?
*JACK DISGUST*
juliet - hai jack. *juliet cleavage*
jack - PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THERE BE A PICTURE OF KATE ON HERE OH GOD I'M SO FLACCID.
claire - oh hai can you get aaron for me. i'd dump him on charlie like i always did but you know he died and all that. *shrug*
kate - lol no.
*thinks about making babies with jack*
*cut to flashback*
lawyer - sry, i had to invite your boytoy, try not to orgasm.
kate - fuck. *squeezes legs together tightly*
jack - sup.
kate's vagina - *niagra falls*
jack - hai.
kate - *shudder*
kate - *twitch*
*furrows brows and worries about kate's twitching being a medical problem*
kate - *snore*
sawyer - freckles? you came by fer somethin'?
kate - oh. right. sorry. you're kinda boring...anyways.
kate - you suck.
sawyer - seriously? well, hell...
sawyer - hai. i brought that cream you wanted.
locke - THANK YOU. this itch is SO bad.
locke - so, how long will the itch stay?
sawyer - depends on how much sex you were havin', lockie boy!
*remembers raping boone*
sawyer - we all know 'bout you rapin' that poor boy out in the jungle, locke.
locke - OSHIT.
*meanwhile, kate and miles play hide and seek*
kate - LOL FOUND YOU.
miles - oh that's too bad...*stares at kate's ass*
*holds hands because it's dark*
*stumbles upon ben, and for some reason, miles and ben start discussing ben's SECRET condom company.*
miles - think you could give me one? *motions to kate*
ben - i don't think ours would fit, you're too small....being asian and all.
miles - WTF MAN, DON'T LET HER HEAR THAT SHIT. >:0
kate - wtf miles, we have to talk.
miles - ARGHH YOU BASTARD. >:0
kate - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME.
miles - oh fuck. *boner*
kate - WHY DOES EVERY GUY HAVE A BONER AROUND ME BESIDES JACK?!?!/despair
locke - FOUND YOU!!11!!
miles - oh shit i'm gonna get raped. :'(
*fantasizing about jack going down on her*
claire - HAIIII KATE.
kate - privacy plz!? >:0
locke - KATE WTF.
kate - omg, they were talking about condoms! apparently *whisper whisper* miles has a small penis!
locke - gtfo. you're no longer welcome here. >:0
*so then kate does what she always does when she's depressed and wants to erase pain and makes out with sawyer, but regrets it the next day when she remembers jack.*
daniel - is it queen of diamonds that miles likes...?
dan - YES. it is most DEF. queen of diamonds that is his favorite! :D
charlotte - queen of spades, lol.
*dismay*
jack - hey, call our friends or else. we'll use the SECRET WEAPON.
charlotte/daniel - secret weapon?
*juliet cleavage*
*calls*
*is worried he's gonna get raped*
locke - open your mouth.
miles - OH BUDDHA.
miles - WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
locke - mai name is john locke, and your fangirl, jade, really hates me right about now. but anyways. enjoy your breakfast. n_n
miles - THIS BREAKFAST SU--wait i have a fangirl? omg.
kate - babies?
sawyer - lol ew.
kate - i'm going back to the beach. jack wants my babies. >:0
sawyer - omg bitch.
*kate slap*
*cut to flashback - after trial*
*kate takes her hair down and stands there looking sexah*
jack - hai i was in the neighborhood. so uh. hai.
jack - kate. i want my semen inside you.
kate - omg jack i want yours in me, too.
jack - let's make a baby.
kate - okay!
kate - watch me get into my cab. you know you want to. *is bringing sexyback*
them other boys don't know how to act.
babysitter - why did they make me go in a scene with this bitch, she's so hot.
kate - lol.
kate - HAI aaron good news, you're up for adoption so i can make this room the new baibai's room that i'm gonna have with jack!
kate - so. goodbye aaron. hellooooooooooooooo jack!
FIN.