Fourteenth Pawprint [Very Very Public]

[justundertall]

[With trickery help from one of the people on the ship, the location of this post is scrambled, though anyone with decent skills in using their journals can easily see its from Garfield.]

To whom this may concern (that is, everyone):By now you all have surely heard the news - the small islands that surrounds our fine homeland has now mysteriously

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[karmauberalles]

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It seems as though you're going insane from a fatal brain tumor. I suggest that you allow yourself to be euthanized.

[justundertall]

I assure you, I am sane enough in the mind. I'm just merely... reiterating on what I've heard around the streets.

[karmauberalles]

Why.

[justundertall]

I just believed its my duty to let the rest of Reial know what the true believers thought about this! Refreshing, isn't it?

[boomandabam]

...Mister Tabbis you don't really believe all this, do you?

[ Seras | Hackable ]

[justundertall]

We felines are known to have nine lives, after all.

[ Garfield | Hackable ]

[boomandabam]

I admit that's pretty handy, but what if people start to panic?

[ Seras | Hackable ]

[justundertall]

Well, that only depends if they want to believe in this or not.

[butterflychains]

Points for a well written speech, but I don't think you have quite the charisma for this kind of thing.

[justundertall]

I doubt anyone would really bother to listen on the ramblings of a feline, sir.

[butterflychains]

Mmm, not at first, but if what you say rings true, then they might be more willing to give you a chance next time.

[justundertall]

I'm afraid I don't really see myself as much of a speaker. The life of a gourmet has always been far more appealing to me.

[Voice]

[peasant_king]

[Bitter laughter]

[justundertall]

Is there a problem, sir?

[peasant_king]

Not at all, Ensign. I simply find such superstitious babble amusing.

[justundertall]

As I told the fine Admiral, I'm merely reiterating what I've heard around the streets.

[stoneface_vimes]

Shut up.

[justundertall]

But I'm not even talking.

[stoneface_vimes]

Typing counts.

[justundertall]

Last I checked, typing didn't involve speaking.