Fourteenth Pawprint [Very Very Public]

[justundertall]

[With trickery help from one of the people on the ship, the location of this post is scrambled, though anyone with decent skills in using their journals can easily see its from Garfield.]

To whom this may concern (that is, everyone):By now you all have surely heard the news - the small islands that surrounds our fine homeland has now mysteriously

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[smokydemon]

Useless superstitious bullshit.

[justundertall]

Its merely the views of the common folk around here.

[smokydemon]

Then they're being idiots.

[edge_of_honor]

So did you make this up yourself, or did you steal this from somebody else?

[justundertall]

Why, do you doubt my intelligence sir? I'm shocked.

[edge_of_honor]

You shouldn't be. And if this is some sort of joke joke, not only is it in poor taste, it's also derivative.

[justundertall]

Now sir, whatever gave you the idea that I would joke about something as serious as this?