Why Thank You, TARDS!

Aug 16, 2006 22:27

I AM BETTER THAN THAT FUCKING WHORE

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sylvanheathcote August 17 2006, 00:40:53 UTC
Wow, what happened?

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justvdifferent August 18 2006, 16:39:22 UTC
Brace yourself Bob, this reply could turn out to be a complete bitch-fest, but meh. This LJ was intended to be my cybernetic bitching space, with some other oddities thrown in. So bitching ahoy ( ... )

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sylvanheathcote August 19 2006, 01:26:00 UTC
I've always suspected Tim had no social skills. This confirms it even more. Some people just act like fools because they have motivations all over the place and are mightily confused. Thats not an excuse, more or less it makes you better then them. Hugs and such.

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asaryu August 17 2006, 04:53:20 UTC
Erm...I can't help but assume that you're a little upset...perhaps some talkage is in order? I'll Call you after I finish class to see what you are up to.

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justvdifferent August 18 2006, 15:08:56 UTC
Well...it depends on just how fond you are of a certain emo gothtard whore we all know and not necessarily all cherish.

The name of this most disagreable of beings beginning with 'S' and ending with a form of sub-machine gun popular amongst videogames and Hollywood blockbusters. You know, a mac-11, or colloquiallly an uzi. And yes, I give a flying fuck if she somehow comes across this and gets offended.

And also, you can throw in an almighty feminist kick in the crotch to Tim as a side dish.

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justvdifferent August 18 2006, 15:10:52 UTC
Wait, that was meant to read "don't give a flying fuck", not "give a flying fuck".

Grrr Mel.

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shadowillusion4 August 18 2006, 01:19:05 UTC
Damn fucking straight you are! *cyber ninja hugs her Mel-chan^

Try not to let it get to you! WAH! MEL-CHAN!

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justvdifferent August 18 2006, 14:43:51 UTC
*cyber ninja hugs her Amy-chan!*

I really have to thank you for your amazing energy, Amy. I was utterly dead on Thursday. Utterly dead. I'd been tossing and turning, in tears and mercilessly self-bashing, the entire night. And then had to get up for a deadly early (and in the end, very pointless) dental appointment. But meeting up with you and your beautiful manic self completely lifted me.
You are a gorgeous person, my friend.

By the way, I have something random yet interesting to tell you concerning that day.

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Fuck that swine. grim_recluse August 19 2006, 03:15:19 UTC
Forgiveness, all.
To barge so rudely into what appears a private, confidential discussion, is intolerably presumptious of me. However, my keen senses detect the unmistakeable whiff of a rotten bastard. Having considerable experience with such people, I posit that one's life is happier and more harmonious for lack of their influence. So, at the level of a cost-benefit analysis, what benefit is there to be derived from a relationship with somebody superficial, who is not given to honesty and fidelity, who clearly has no redeeming features and is otherwise a (quoting the authority of good lady Mel) a fucktard? Conversely, the risks of such an endeavour are well known, ranging from mild irritation to loss of all vital functions, and the profound depression that ensues from being mistreated by one's significant other. Ladies and gentlemen, my respected audience; I propose that these events are nature's way of swaying Mels's opinions and decisions away from a potentially dangerous and painful life experience. Dixi.

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Re: Fuck that swine. justvdifferent August 19 2006, 05:36:17 UTC
Your barging in is not only forgiven, oh revered Alex-sama, but it's also highly appreciated. I'm somewhat a sucker for verbosity, and thus whilst taking your message to heart I was also thoroughly enjoying your wonderfully crafted vichyssoise of verbiage. *grins amusedly*

Yeh... I've watched V for Vendetta a little too much since it's DVD release. Thanks for the comment, and hopefully sometime soon I will get to meet the persona behind the mind-blowing artwork Amy-chan showed me the other day. (I especially love your anatomy-work and the sketch titled "Ode to the Satisfying Roundness of Karl Marx").

By the way, you don't mind me friending you over LJ, yes?

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*takes an exaggerated bow* grim_recluse August 19 2006, 06:19:39 UTC
Of course, kind madam, friend away... And if its verbosity you fancy, well! *spews forth a volley, nay, a foaming torrent of deliciously extended sentence structures and curly tortuous shreds of niche neologisms*
This coming Tuesday, i was going to tail Amy-chan to her lectures (me having a day off) and therefore you may have the displeasure of having to tolerate my company directly. May i suggest the following equipment:
- 1.25mm lead shield
- face mask with drop visor, slitted or otherwise
-minimum of 3 litres of capsicum spray, or equivalent
- one adult newt

This way, you should be well protected and prepared.
My regards, and apologies on behalf of male-kind (for whose trespasses i feel partially responsible, owing to my testicles)
Respectfully,

AY

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