You've told me that I had to comment, dear Simba, in order to receive more Silly Things to Do Whilst Overseas. So now you may fire away with your half of the bargain!
By the way, as I've already told you, I really love the sixth one with the kid. It combines my detestation of children with my love for doing silly things. Hooray!
Silly Thing #007 - tell the stewardess that you will only answer to the name of "her royal highness, princess of zamunda, smel"
Silly Thing #008 - walk into the plane, backwards, and should anyone ask, tell them its for good luck
Silly Thing #009 - when you get to where your going, leave the plane sideways, again for luck should anyone ask
Silly Thing #010 - call every steward that comes to serve you as bob, regardless of gender
Silly Thing #011 - when you have arrived, and have settled in, have an unnatural fear of staples, or anything metallic
Silly Thing #012 - when you catch public transport, say, a bus, go up to everyone you see, go face to face as close as you want, stare at them, and go, "my name is mel" or a name of your choice
silly things, you say...grim_recluseDecember 17 2006, 00:52:07 UTC
silly thing # 013 - have a transparent plastic bag with bees in it, taped to the side of your head. Refuse to acknowledge that it exists, if asked
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By the way, as I've already told you, I really love the sixth one with the kid. It combines my detestation of children with my love for doing silly things. Hooray!
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Silly Thing #007 - tell the stewardess that you will only answer to the name of "her royal highness, princess of zamunda, smel"
Silly Thing #008 - walk into the plane, backwards, and should anyone ask, tell them its for good luck
Silly Thing #009 - when you get to where your going, leave the plane sideways, again for luck should anyone ask
Silly Thing #010 - call every steward that comes to serve you as bob, regardless of gender
Silly Thing #011 - when you have arrived, and have settled in, have an unnatural fear of staples, or anything metallic
Silly Thing #012 - when you catch public transport, say, a bus, go up to everyone you see, go face to face as close as you want, stare at them, and go, "my name is mel" or a name of your choice
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