Camp Canon or what Cindy has learned about Camp
Cindy's info gathering has yielded way to much, so she's mainly going after stuff about Camp. () are her proposed actions.
1. Camp is boring. Until Camp happens. (Do not touch interesting objects or eat things that magically appear in front of you--we all know about Briar Rose and Alice in Wonderland. Well, this is much worse.)
2. Camp is annoying when it happens even if you didn't touch/eat anything. (Plot to find the Director and have words with her. Or not.)
3. Camp has a most juvenile sense of humour. (Ignore it as much as you can.)
4. Camp trumphs the magic users it has trapped. This is both good and bad. Bad because no-one can bust us out and good because Camp is democratic like that. (Can't do much about that.)
5. Camp has characters from more worlds and story canons than one spy can take in. (Ask Beast for a raise.)
6. The stuff happening in those other worlds/dimensions/places? Do not want. We have enough problems on our hands already. (Thankfully, no measures have to be taken about that.)
7. The Director is probably more powerful than a lot of the 13th Floor coven. Probably comes from amalgmating science with magic. (Told you guys that Mundy technology shouldn't be ignored. Do something about it. Soon.)
8. The Director might be in conflict with another party called Masque. According to Mickey Mouse (I am not kidding you), he's someone who might derive power from child sacrifice/eating children. (Red Flag. RED FLAG.)
9. Who is Stephan Debussey? The Director's fiance, who may or may not have died at one point while investigating Masque and his cultist. (Still trying to figure out what the deal with this guy is.)
10. The Adversary's forces have not reached this world / cannot reach this world. (Suggestion: Lure them in and shut the Gate permanently.)
11. Santa Claus might be able to enter Camp and exit it. (Generation of belief is quite strong in Camp. Hopefully Santa can smuggle messages out if he comes around Christmas. Stockings and cookies are a go. Sandwiches if he's not into fake sugar.)
12. Camp is really boring, by the way. Forget I even mentioned it.