Voicemail!

[justwantfriends]

Hi! You've reached Kira's phone! I must be doing something important if my phone's not in my hand, so leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!

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[she_neversleeps]

[stacyexperiment]

Gwen meant to send a message to her Johnny, because she was bored and felt like teasing. Oops.

Your double says hi.

[spin_kick_snap]

[From here]

"Are you for real? Like, I'm legitimately curious--do you honestly think I'm spending my nights trying to figure out how to seduce you? Trust me, you're not at the top of my priority list, either!"

[ultimatehottie]

[From here!]

"I don't know what brought this up, but it's not that I don't want to sleep with you. But I have a girlfriend, so I'm not going to. It would be wrong and she would kill me. But under different circumstances, yeah, I'd totally sleep with you."

Hopefully that made Kathy a little less passive-aggressive or whatever was up.

Wacky Phone Day!

[goforthe_optics]

[[From here!]]

"Um . . . okay? I'm not sure why you decided to call me about this, unless Joker really wasn't messing with me about weird human dating rituals, but thanks, I guess? Though I should probably be clear, taking pants off is a really huge commitment on my part."