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[Monaco has finally awoken, speechlessly gaping at the pictures tacked to the walls. Not only do they adorn the walls, but the pictures seem to be everywhere she glances - on the bedside table, hanging from the door, a large framed photograph of her supposed wedding plastered on the wall with

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[pinkplumblossom]

Um...

[juvante]

[completely not noticing the fact that this voice sounds vaguely familiar] It isn't very polite to kidnap others. Weren't you ever taught proper manners?

She recognized Taiwan until 1995, so I figure we're cool recognizing each other

[pinkplumblossom]

I think you're mistaken, Monaco. This is Taiwan.

Of course!

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...Taiwan. [do you hear that? that's almost happiness in her voice

until] Please elaborate on your reasoning for kidnapping me.

[serverofshota]

You okay?

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I'm perfectly fine if you ignore the fact that I've been kidnapped, of course.

[serverofshota]

...

New here.

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...Here.

A creepy slave selling business, I assume.

[vaimoksein]

[OH GOD, THIS ISN'T THE CREEPY LADY THAT HE'S USUALLY GREETED BY IN THE MORNI-- GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE.]

OHYAAAAAAAAA!

[He scrambles to open the blinds, turning back around and simply pausing to blink a few times at the familiar face.]

Monaco?

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[WHY IS THERE MORE MOVEMENT OHGODOHGOD SHE'S GOING TO BE KILLED --

Oh. It's just Finland. ] Finland?

[ She pauses and blinks a few more times, before cautiously stepping back.] Why would you kidnap me? It's so...rude!

[vaimoksein]

Moi!

[And upon hearing her question, he instinctively raises his hands in defense.]

No, it wasn't me! Hear me out, will you? It seems a little surreal at first, but you have to believe me!

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The quiet ones usually turn out to be psychotic.

[The horror film logic is totally flawless. She stays rooted to the spot, quirking an eyebrow expectantly.]

Fine. Please explain yourself.

[rlynotapervert]

[Monaco may be noticing a "boy" walking down from out of nowhere, tugging on "his" clothes slightly before looking up and noticing Monaco.]

!

Oi, who're you?! How'd you get in here?!

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[Pardon her, she's just going to stare and blink in confusion for awhile.]

I don't know, you kidnapped me!

[Without further ado, she gestures wildly to the supposed "family" pictures situated on the wall.]

[rlynotapervert]

I didn't kidnap anyone!

["He" checks said family picture, and stares at it for a moment-- before looking back to her. And then the picture.] The hell...?

[juvante]

Then it was Finland, wasn't it?

[She mimics Ryuunosuke's actions, the bewilderment still present on her features.] I assume this must make me your..."mother".

[scentofbauhinia]

Monaco?

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Abductor? [oh wait]

...Hong Kong?