I love when my mother and I bash people together and hate the same people. RAWK ON MARY NANCY. Apparently it's been 467 days since I joined Xanga...too bad that I forgot that I ever joined Xanga. Also like how I forgot that I created a Friendster and a Myspace. Basically, my skanking up the internet has been illuminated and XXXPOSED.

So - my brother (a freshman at Northfield) and I don't really get along - I mean, I occasionally talk to him online but that's about it. But I'm trying to analyze him now. He uses my Pantene ProV shampoo and blows dries his hair. All of his friends have shaggy hair and spend a ridiculous amount of time downloading music from the INTRANET. His ( Read more... )

01. Reply with your name and I will write something about you ( Read more... )

So I was helping my friend out with his meaning of life project - and he goes "Wait...I forgot what pretentious means...can you explain it to me." Damn it feels good to be a gangsta. I just stuck four panda stickers on my desk, which I stole from a Purim carnival. Ingles AP = cathartic *tres ( Read more... )

I want to go on a bike ride.

I will never be able to look at chicken the same way again.

The integral from August to May of the function F(x) = death by calculus = 100% shit + C

Who remembers "The Voyage of the Mimi"? We had to watch it in fourth grade. All I remember is that Ben Affleck was in it and someone almost died of hypothermia, which I remember thinking at the time was almost amusing. Does anyone else feel obligated to always cut the plastic 6-pack things? You know, the ones that can strangle cute animals ( Read more... )

"Must we lament? Must we resign ourselves to the idea that belief in human dignity is incommpatible with scientific knowledge? Must we give up our faith in man's worth because of the condition of the world?"

i know you are, but what am i

hello - let's reenact the last 12 hours or so ( Read more... )