Creepy pen

[jweinberg]

So I reached into the supply cabinet and pulled out one of the orphan pens we keep in a big container. Here's what it said:

REAL LOVE
Greg Baer, M.D.
www.gregbaer.com
877-NEED LOVE

No way am I going to look at that website or call that number.

Comments

[nuclearfruit]

But did you use the pen? What if a pretty lady asks to borrow your pen?

[jweinberg]

I am somewhat ashamed to say that I did use the pen to fill out a form.

Only one pretty lady is allowed to borrow my pens.