Pissant Bush..

[jwitcraft]

really ought to consider a molecule that would transform Americans into Uzi toting robo soldiers. Then release it into the water supply.

It would be cheaper. And fewer arguments. And hey, he's already tried everything under the sun to kill democracy worldwide, so why the fuck not?

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[doc_quixote]

Personally, I'm in favor of drafting any suitably-aged members of the family of anyone who voted for our ongoing misadventure in Iraq (unless said family member is serving or has served).

[tekende]

So...members of Congress then?

(The American people don't vote on going to war.)

[doc_quixote]

Specifically, the children (and, in some cases, wives) of members of congress, yes. So much easier to send someone elses' kids to the desert...

And, if you want to be pedantic... Technically speaking, with regard to the "Wahr ahn Teruhh", members of congress didn't vote on going to war, either.

[tekende]

With regard to the war on Iraq, yeah, Congress DID vote on it. That's how it goes. It's mostly a formality, but it still has to be done.

[agdjenn]

Side note: They've already discovered it. It's called Testosterone.

[jwitcraft]

SO why do we bear a mild resemblance to, I don't know, women?

[agdjenn]

I was told once that testesterone was the hormone that made women.. well.. horny.

Imagine my shock when the dr.'s office told me my testesterone levels were normal.

[jwitcraft]

But I'm not an Uzi toting robosoldier. ;)

I'd be more likely to bring food.