Who knew the Onion wrote the truth ...

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Seriously, I know way too many people who are just like this. Actually, I've dated people who are just like this:

"Former Editor Can't Believe Shit College Newspaper Is Printing"NEW YORK-Troy Bartell, 22, former editor-in-chief of Boston University's student newspaper The Daily Free Press, said Monday that his once-prestigious paper is in "free-

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Amen. And it's not just college newspaper editors. I can't tell you how many times during marching band that we'd get yelled at by drunken alumni on the sides of Kalamazoo Street ... "Lift your legs higher!"