Some people...you just can't help.

[jynk]

I was talking to my buddy Tank about the movie *points to the post with the list in it* and it was going so well...

Tank: My friends and I are seeing that movie when it comes out... no matter what.
* Jynk still thinks there should be a bodycount pop-up thing
Tank: And a pre-teen sex counter too.
Jynk: yeah
Jynk: and the audience should be divided
Tank: hell yes
Jynk: 'cause that would be like sitting the bride's mother on the groom's side
Jynk: total social faux pas
Tank: lol
Tank: And the fans should get respective plastic weapons to play with during the show: Freddy fans get claws, Jason fans get machetes
Jynk: and goalie masks
Tank: hehe yup
Jynk: glow-in-the-dark ones, too
Tank: hehe
Jynk: so the Fred-ites can pelt them with candy and popcorn during the movie
Jynk: stupid Jasonaires

Until...this part..where I had to talk some sense into him.

Tank: Fuck you, Jason's the man
Jynk: dude
Jynk: *points at the list*
Tank: Jason's from the fuckin water
Jynk: yeah...well...he never had a Nintendo Power Glove, did he?
Tank: No... he didn't have a fedora either...
Jynk: so..see?
Jynk: Freddy's the man
Tank: Yeah...
Tank: I still like Jason though
Jynk: well...you're just retarded like that...'s okay *pats you on the head*

I forgive him. He's dorky and can't pick 80's pop-culture icons for crap...but he's cool.

So, let this be a lesson to you. Freddy is the man. Jason is not the man.