No more of your fairy stories 'Cause I got my other worries

[jyrki_eyes]

There comes the time, where you have to give yourself a short break. And from what I know, it’s always done for the best of reasons. Especially when you can rock out on the town with illegal intentions in mind, clearing swiftly off without even a trace and talk your way out of spending the remainder of the night behind bars. Let us not forget the

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[christina_ricci]

The Asian hooker left her pump. We should bronze it.

[jyrki_eyes]

Am I not satisfying enough to bronze?

We should cast part of you.

[christina_ricci]

Of course you are. But why should we be satisfied with bronzed appendages when we can bronze the unstylish and impractical footwear of whores?

Intriguing. What do you have in mind?

[jyrki_eyes]

We could try collecting them, then arranging them artistically out in the snow up the pathway at home.

I've always wanted my own bronzed breast.

[mcgregor_ewan]

Wait...you set off fireworks aimed at homeless people? How completely rude, and yet, brilliant at the same time. I'll ask the girl for a full account later.

[jyrki_eyes]

What can I say, we have no hearts.

[mcgregor_ewan]

That's a lie. When do I get my complimentary copy sent? We've been waiting for weeks!

[jyrki_eyes]

Its all LIES! If you're talking about the video, I still have to find a suitable retailer for illegal copying, And distributing on the black market.

[j_rhysmeyers]

This is the best thing I've seen in the past few days. I can't believe you tried to barter in Beverly Hills.

[jyrki_eyes]

Thank you, but we have to have fun somehow. Its always worth a try for the excessive price tags they offer.

[j_greenwood]

You said jiggling.

[jyrki_eyes]

Its a good word!

[holopainen]

Sounds interesting. I wish to see US again...