I haven't looked at her sober enough.

[jyrki_eyes]

Yesterday, in the midst of a dark little orgy known as Mige's birthday, I blacked out and hardly remember a solitary event save for arriving in style with chauffeur and several hired hands. The heavy drinking, abuse of guests, tongue to birthday boy's throat, were all in service of a good annual celebration

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[mcgregor_ewan]

Blood-sucking Finnish sex deity.....

I'm completely stuck on that line.

[jyrki_eyes]

You have to admit its true McGregor. You know only too rightly it is. I know it's true, now get in line.

[mcgregor_ewan]

How would I know? You never did let me have a go.

[jyrki_eyes]

What are you doing New Years?

[christina_ricci]

Yes...let us not forget the Jew.

I intend to do my worst. Clear your face of all its green, dearest.

[jyrki_eyes]

Never!

You have fun dear. Its pure and white Ms Ricci.

[christina_ricci]

Good. She'd be quite put upon.

As should you. It wasn't my intention to exclude.

[jyrki_eyes]

Exactly so she's in there.

You wouldn't at all, I'll have a wonderful time in Hell. And you can enjoy Rio in the sunshine.

[wlryder]

I'm pleased to see my glorious username in your update, sir. I can play Santa just as well as the next gorgeous starlet.

[jyrki_eyes]

I'll be Mrs Claus.

[wlryder]

I had a crushed red velvet gown with pleather booties that would look smashing on you.

[jyrki_eyes]

You'll have to let me try them for size. I can't wait.

[m_amour]

My advice: turn up sober. If you laugh at the jokes her father makes, be sure that they are jokes before cracking up.

I'm very excited about new year's myself. Funny, that.

[jyrki_eyes]

I'll revert to the drunken state whilst everyone else does. Yes.

You have a show don't you if I recall? New Year should be a blast.

[file_under]

i just wanted to thank you for the birthday greetings. too bad i wasn't able to take the call personally, but maybe we'll talk soon.

[jyrki_eyes]

Welcome Michael. Perhaps we shall.