Man oh man. Yesterday was indeed fun. Dan got drunk as hell and was falling all over the place. Eric and I lit off tons of fireworks, tons upon tons of them! My thumbs raw from striking the zippo so many times. This one guy around 10:50 came out of him house RIGHT when he got home to yell at us to "Move it into our backyard." This guys a ( Read more... )

Yeah! It is finally the Fourth of July! This is my favorite holiday because it is celebrated by blowing small pieces of America up! Man oh man, my MOM, yes my mom went to Ohio and bought over one thousand dollars in illegal fireworks. This is going to be one hell of a day. I got my zippo full of lighter fluid ( Read more... )

I am bored off my fucking ass! I have nothing to do! Lets see what I've done lately... I went to brotha Louie's yesterday, it was fucking fun as hell, free ice cream social nigga's! Yeah yeah, went ot see Spiderman 2 with Ben, Katy, and Sam. The was fun as fuck! Greatest fucking movie I've ever seen on my life. Only because I'm a huge Spidy ( Read more... )

So today not much happened. Went to summer skool, got bored off my ass, came home, played video games, talked to Louie, he is a pretty good guy, attempted to go to his house but my mom said tomorrow, not today because I had to go to the grocery store, I did that, came home, and am going to see Spiderman 2 with my dad. I got one of those Spiderman ( Read more... )

How to make a JyuDwarf
Ingredients:

3 parts anger

1 part silliness

1 part ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little lustfulness if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

One day, in a small town in the middle of no-where, a redneck wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders was pumping gas into his pinto at the local gas station. To his surprise, a rich man in a Ferrari pulled up next to him to pump gas into his $600,000 car. As the rich man was pumping gas he looked over at the bewildered redneck. Noticing the ( Read more... )

Been an odd week so far. Elms came over today that was fun. Ben and Richard left for Illinois so I got the basement to myself! A guy from a club called the Wired Frog in Macomb called me on Thursday and asked me if the band wanted to play there and I said I'm not sure because Brad is the lead of the band and he is currently in Europe which sucks ( Read more... )

AH! I'm going out of my fucking mind! I have nothing to do at all. I'm so bored I could read a book. And not a good one either. But, what are you goin' to do? Yeah, thats what I thought ( Read more... )

Yeah, so today was odd. I went to summer skool and slept as usual. Our teacher is a fucking physco. Seriously. Well, when my mom picked me up we went straight to Taco Bell then to the mall to get my dad a present for Sunday. It was so-so. I got him one of those Hamil-time t-shirts. I want one because Rip Hamilton is my dads and my favorite ( Read more... )

Yeah, so I'm bored off my ass once more. Summer skool is fun. Katy's there and so is half the gang. It does get annoying after awhile. My teacher is fucking crazy. She is so fucking weird. One minute she is yelling the next she is the nicest lady of all time. Holy Fuckin' Moses! She scares me a little. Andover would be better if they had ( Read more... )