Dear Diary~ [Page 26 - Yoochun]
[Page 26 - Yoochun] Credit goes to lindefish for giving me (early! >.<) inspiration for Yoochun's ending signature for this entry. ^_^ Are you even reading anymore? ._.
Dear Fricking Diary,
I SAW THEM.
Jaejoong-That whore. That sleazy whore. And everyone calls me the sleaze ball, but I don’t go around secretly making out with other people’s crushes when I already have a boyfriend.
Yeah, that’s right, Diary. I SAW Jaejoong make out with Junsu.
In our own kitchen, no less. With poor Changmin sleeping soundly in his bed and me fuming from under the counter. Don’t even ask how I got there. My legs are still cramped from having to squat there for so long without making a sound.
Jaejoong has absolutely no excuse. EVERYONE knows how I feel about Junsu. EVERYONE knows how I felt when I told Junsu I liked-no, loved him-and he just stared at me like a crazy person and walked out.
No answer. No, “Quit kidding around Yoochun.” No, “I’ll think about your feelings, Yoochun.” No, “I love you, too, Yoochun.” He just walked out on his best friend.
And now JAEJOONG, who already had Yunho and totally crushed his heart for a pedophile-ish desire for Changmin’s, decides he’s going to show me up and take Junsu away from me?
Someone is going to die.
It is on like Donkey Kong in a thong with a bong singing a song with a frog on a log about beer pong. How wrong.
I don’t blame Junsu. Just that whore. But I do wonder…why Jaejoong? Why Jaejoong over me?
Who was the one that helped Junsu write that apology letter to Siwon that said he was sorry for spilling fruit punch in his car? Who is the one that put the blame on Changmin when it was actually Junsu who dropped Yunho’s new watch in the sink? Who is the one who grabs his butt out of love? Who is the one that always plays with him? Who is the one that gets up in the middle of the night just to sit with him and stare at the lamp when he has a nightmare? Who is the one that waited and waited that time I had to go to the hospital just for Junsu to come visit me if only for a moment? Who will always love that soccer-loving nut case no matter what?
But how can he ignore me for a whole week and then turn around and make out with Jaejoong instead?
Don’t even give me this crap about the alcohol that was involved. When does Jaejoong ever drink with Junsu? Never. You know why? Because we all know Junsu can’t handle much booze. That jerk poisoned him and took advantage of my Su.
MY Su.
Took advantage of him and stole the opportunity to lick the inside of MY Su’s mouth just because he can. Because he’s Jaejoong. Because he can get any man, woman, animal, or extra-terrestrial that may happen to walk the earth as long as they’ve got a hole to RAPE and innocence to defile.
He is scum to me.
Oh, did I mention that I’m pretty sneaky? Yunho says I never shut up, but I was quietly screaming for a whole TWENTY MINUTES. That doesn’t even include the part where they were just getting drunk. Anyway, I got the picture AND the video.
That’s right. Jaejoong was so bent on getting his stupid tongue down MY Su’s throat, he didn’t even notice my camera phone peek out from under the counter. I’m so good. He’s so dead.
If I can’t have Junsu, then no cheating whore can. I have a plan. And Changmin will not be very happy when I’m through with Kim Jaejoong.
First thing, tomorrow morning, I’m going to wake up when Jaejoong does before he goes to work and make sure he leaves on time. Then, I’m going back to bed.
But after a few hours, I’m going to wake up again before Changmin heads off to the university and tell him to stop by that music store I’m still banned from and get me a CD and some headphones. (Mine are falling apart. Why didn’t Yunho pick some up for me when he went shopping the other day?)
That puts Changmin on track for my revenge, but I will still have some torture to do.
When no one is looking, I will throw around all the spoons, knives and chopsticks around in the kitchen drawer. Eating utensils out of place drive Jaejoong crazy.
Then, I will go to Seungri’s Rotisserie for lunch after my power nap and get me something to go.
After Yunho gets back from the gym, I will- Wait. He said he’s going to Heechul’s place for a while tomorrow and then coming back. Okay, so while I wait for Yunho to come back, I will put bleach in Jaejoong’s shampoo and hide his hair dryer. Yes. It all seems trivial, but it’s the little things that make Kim go insane.
I’m sure Junsu will still be sleeping off his hangover by then, so I’ll have to keep my evil laughter to a minimum.
Once Yunho gets back, I’ll drag him back out and insist he take me downtown to get a haircut. But we may not actually make it to get that haircut. Mwaha.
I will force Yunho into Seungri’s Rotisserie and make him eat some chicken if I have to drop meat down his throat myself. Oh, but the fun doesn’t stop there. Yunho is too nice, so I’ll have to channel my inner Junsu and be cute so he can buy me ice cream. He’ll do it if I put my mind into the acting.
And then…
It’s karaoke time. Everyone knows karaoke kills your appetite.
If I get Yunho to do that last part, then it’ll be no problem when we show up at the restaurant Jaejoong works at across the street from Ryeowook’s and poor Yunnie has absolutely no desire to eat.
We’ll sit down and Jaejoong will shove all the other waitresses out of the way so he can take our order, even though he’s a cook and try to be all nice and sweet, that cheater.
But then our leader, Yunho will surely without a doubt say, “NO.”
Ha! Jaejoong hates it when people turn down his food. Especially his roommates. And I, of course will say I’m just not in the mood for his cooking anymore, another blow to his ego. And then I will casually mention that I have a slight craving for a random fast food burger. And then we leave. We leave just like Jaejoong KNOWS Junsu did to me. Food rejection will kill him inside.
But, that can’t be all. No, no. I must distract Yunho with some mundane task long enough for me to break out my old lady costume and go back into the restaurant so I can actually order some food. I will order Jaejoong’s specialty and once that first bite hits my lips, I’ll spit it out and make a scene.
Ha! I will demand to see the creator of such…such…puss on a plate and the manager will drag Jaejoong’s sorry face to meet my old lady face. He wouldn’t be able to recognize me. He’d be too busy crying.
I will berate him in front of all the customers long enough for Jaejoong to break down and the manager has to give him the rest of the day off to calm himself down.
Who cares if it’s harsh? It was pretty harsh hearing his lips suck on Junsu’s neck right above me and having to wear an old lady costume.
By that time, Changmin should be done with his last class and Yunho will be done with his random unimportant errand, and I will drag the latter to the music store we are banned from.
Of course, Yunho will protest that we’re legally not supposed to be within blah blah meters of the building, but whatever. He can wait out front, as long as he can see the TV through the window.
Aha. The TV. Before my little incident a few years ago, I had visited often enough to know everything there was to know about that store. Everything. Even how they get all the special music videos and music-related infomercials on that TV hanging from the ceiling.
All I’ll have to do is sneak in for a bit (I may have to reuse my old lady disguise) and slip behind the counter so I can hack the system for a bit. If I time it correctly, Changmin should be out on the sidewalk talking with Yunho about why he’s illegally loitering in front of the music store. Perfect.
Can’t forget the cable for my cell phone, gotta use a little ChunChun magic, but I can do anything if I’m surrounded by music. And hatred.
I bet that old loser music store guy got fired a long time ago, (He was useless) so there’s no way I’ll look overly suspicious. I’ll push a couple buttons and…
AbracaChunFace. Full playback of Jae the whore and MY Su the victim for all the world outside that window to see.
Oh, I will make sure both Yunho and Changmin see before the employee chases me away.
It’s gonna be sweet. Hard evidence and I believe in capital Jae punishment.
Let the Jaejoong slaughter begin.
After all the carnage that’s going to ensue once everyone gets home, we’ll be even. All both of us will ever have is a mere memory of the ones we care about.
You can steal my state of the art piano, you can take the last bit of kimchi, you can snatch my pillow when I’m asleep and you can steal all my TVs on the Sims 3…
But NO ONE steals MY Su.
~Chun the reaper
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