Hookups and Emoticons [1]
Title: Hookups and Emoticons
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?), HyukSu, Yunjae, Jaemin, KiMin, HanSiChul
Length: [1/?]
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warning: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu = 8D
Yoochun = >.>
Yunho = <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong = Omg~
Changmin = I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents
Wednesday, November 4, 2010, 3:57PM
*** SUnny has signed in.
SUnny: HEY GUESS WHAT?!!?!??!!? :D
SUnny: It was awesome!!! :DD
SUnny: You totally missed it!!!
SUnny: Cuz you're a loser!!! xP
SUnny: Guess guess guess guess what happened!!!!
SUnny: See, what had happened was...!!!!
SUnny: ._.
SUnny: ......
SUnny: YOU HATE ME!!!! D8
*** Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Yo
SUnny: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Dx
Chunderful: WTF?! What's wrong?????
SUnny: You wouldn't respond to me!!!! DD'x
Chunderful: ...Were you talking to yourself before I even signed in again....?
SUnny: You promised!!! DDD''''x We'll log on at EXACTLY 4:00. YOU LIE!!
Chunderful: No. YOU promised. And I said OKAY. And then I went home from SCHOOL. And then I did my HOMEWORK. And then I yelled at my DOG. And then I yelled at my mom for not making KIMCHI. And then I got sent to my ROOM. And then I logged on at 3:59......Damn....you can't capitalize numbers......
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: :D
SUnny: YOU LIE! DDDDDDDDDD''''''''''''8
Chunderful: Did not! You were just early. Actually we're both early... But you're earlierest.
SUnny: No, you lied about the homework part. You never do your homework! Dx
Chunderful: True. Care to give me yours tomorrow morning?
SUnny: Like always~ :D
Chunderful: :D
Chunderful: So what did you want to tell me?
SUnny: Ah, nothing. :D
Chunderful: o.o Cool.
SUnny: But then something AWESOME happened, so now I have something AWESOME to tell you!! 8D
Chunderful: You're pregnant!!??! I knew it!!!! I told you screwing around with that Hyukjae kid was dangerous. He's too fertile...
SUnny: ....o.o" No.....
Chunderful: You don't have to lie to me. I accept you, no matter how freakish you are.
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: ....Poor pregnant man..... That's gonna hurt when the baby comes out...
SUnny: SHUT UP! D8<
Chunderful: .....O.O" Scary face. Okay. Shutting up~
SUnny: Yay! :D Okay, guess what happened!
Chunderful: How should I know? Aren't you supposed to be enlightening me or something?
SUnny: Guess. D8<
Chunderful: Okay!
SUnny: :D
Chunderful: ....I'll do it if you promise to repay me.
SUnny: Eh?
Chunderful: You know. >D
SUnny: I don't. o.o
Chunderful: Heh heh...
SUnny: ....
Chunderful: I'll be the lollipop and you be the mouth saying, "Aaaaaahh...."
SUnny: =.= You're gross
Chunderful: >D
SUnny: So you're not gonna guess?
Chunderful: Nope. ^.^
SUnny: HEECHUL GOT RAPED!!! >8D
Chunderful: O.O" Isn't that....horrible....?
SUnny: No wait! Lemme finish!
SUnny: Okay, so it was just a few minutes before the end of school and you were probably sleeping in your English class and I was in my class with everyone just sitting there waiting for the bell to ring. And Mrs. Kim went out to do whatever it is she does when she leaves for half the class
SUnny: And then it happened. >:D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: And so Heechul was just sitting there, right? Minding his own business. Actually he was all up in Kangin's business, but whatever.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: And then! :D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: You know Jiyong? The one whose shoes are always pretty and he always hangs out with that scary dude? What's his real name? I only know him as TOP. o.o
Chunderful: Finish the story, Junsu...
SUnny: Well, Jiyong just randomly walked up to Heechul....and......
SUnny: ..........
SUnny: .....................
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: ........................
Chunderful: ....?
SUnny: ................................... >D
SUnny: .....................................................................suspense.......................~
Chunderful: I'll stab you with my keyboard
SUnny: O.O
SUnny: HE KISSED HEECHUL!!
Chunderful: Whoa
SUnny: I knowz~
Chunderful: My mom got a seriouz deal on some kimchi. WOOT! Good eating tonight!
SUnny: T.T
SUnny: YOU HATEZ MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!! D'8
Chunderful: Finish the story...
SUnny: Okay. :D And then Heechul was like WTFFFFFFFFFFF!?!!!? D8<
Chunderful: He's like that a lot
SUnny: I knowz~
SUnny: And then Jiyong was like........Oh......CRAP!!!! D8
Chunderful: Huh? Why was he like D8 ??
SUnny: You don't know???? Loser. ;P
SUnny: Actually, I didn't know about it either til today... o.o
SUnny: Jiyong goes out with that chick CL. >D
Chunderful: Whoa
SUnny: I knowz! >D
Chunderful: Mom bought more soju. All the more for me to steal~
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: ....Finish the story...
SUnny: =.= Okay, so apparently, Jiyong looked at the back of Heechul's head and thought he was a girl. Teehee.
Chunderful: Ouch
SUnny: I. Knowz. <3
Chunderful: I just bit my tongue. Massage it for me?
SUnny: #1: EW! #2: MY STORY! Rawr! >:3
Chunderful: Okay okay! Go....
SUnny: So, Jiyong thought Heechul's head looked like CL's head. And then he just kissed him/her.
Chunderful: Him/her.
SUnny: Him/her. And then! :D
Chunderful: And then! ...
SUnny: o.o And then! :D Heechul started throwing pencils at Jiyong
Chunderful: Harsh.
SUnny: D8<
Chunderful: WHAT? I seriously think that was harsh! Pencils are dangerous.
SUnny: Okay. ^^ Anyway. And then! :D
Chunderful: Just like Hyukjae's penis.
SUnny: I WILL EAT YOUR FACE PARK YOOCHUN. DDDDDDD8<
Chunderful: Please do.... ;D
SUnny: akdjfa;djkfa;kejf;akjeEWWWWWWW!
SUnny: Anyway... And then! :D
SUnny: Siwon stood up and started throwing pencils, too!
SUnny: And at first I was like, Okies, okies. Siwon is Heechul's friend so he's allowed to defend his friend in lead ammo.
SUnny: BUT THEN! >8D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: Shut up. BUT THEN Siwon was all like, ON NOES YOU DIDN'T! And Jiyong was like ._.
Chunderful: Siwon??
SUnny: Siwon. ;D And then Siwon grabbed Heechul AND THEN! >8DDDD
Chunderful: I'll stab you with my keyboard and throw pencils at CHU if you don't quit doing that.
SUnny: o.o" siwonkissedheechul.
Chunderful: Wait. Did that say Siwon. Kissed. Heechul?
SUnny: SCANDALOUS, RITE?!?!?!
Chunderful: Not really. Just wanted to make sure. You should really utilize the spacebar when you type.
SUnny: =.= And that's not all!
Chunderful: Goodness! Drama City!
SUnny: I knowz~ And then!
SUnny: Wait...were you being sarcastic? ....=.=
Chunderful: Of course not
SUnny: Good. ^^
Chunderful: Cuz everyone knows that Heechul is the princess of Drama City and you are his/her royal fool, Kim Junsu, Sir Talksalot.
SUnny: Cool! :D But THAT'S NOT ALL. Then Hankyung stood up and I don't know what he said but he sounded pissed~ And then HE grabbed Heechul and kissed him. >:D
Chunderful: You're the only one who can't understand his accent, you know.
SUnny: What are you talking about? He speaks Chinese. Of course I don't understand him.
Chunderful: No. He speaks Korean, too. With a Chinese accent. And you're the only one who still thinks he speaks Chinese all the time.
SUnny: ....Well the noises he makes in bed sound Chinese. >D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: What? o.o You're allowed to crack dirty jokes at me but I can't come up with my own?
Chunderful: I thought Hankyung was liplocking with Heechul in this story. And now you're saying he's been with you, too?
SUnny: Of course not, stupid. I was kidding. Besides, I've only sucked Hyukjae's cock. ^^
Chunderful: That's so inspiring.
SUnny: STOP CALLING ME A WHORE!!!!! Dx
Chunderful: I'm not! Just...getting the logic straight. Okay finish the story.
SUnny: The end. :D
Chunderful: I will stab you with my keyboard, throw pencils at chu AND choke you with my semen.
SUnny: Why so mean? x_o
Chunderful: THAT'S IT!?!?!
SUnny: Well of course Siwon and Hankyung fought over Heechul for a while and then your friend had to break them up before one of them killed the other with a piece of chalk and then the rest of us watched and then the bell rang so we had to go home. What?
Chunderful: ...You are the worst internet storyteller ever.
SUnny: Am not!
Chunderful: Am too!
SUnny: Huh? o.o
Chunderful: And what friend are you talking about that broke Siwon and Hankyung up?
SUnny: That guy. Ummmm Jaejoong, I think?
Chunderful: Oh, Jae~ Yeah, Heechul is his friend and neither of them likes violence much.
SUnny: Aren't they guys? o.O Violence is AWESOME! >D All men think violence is AWESOME~
Chunderful: So you do like it hard and fast...? >D
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: >D
SUnny: -.-
Chunderful: *Yum*
SUnny: Friends don't hit on friends >:|
Chunderful: You're not a friend. You're Junsu! :D
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: :D
SUnny: Hyukjae's coming over tonight and he wouldn't like it if he saw this conversation. xP
Chunderful: Please, if he comes to beat me up, you'll lick his ear or something, he'll melt into a puddle and bang you dry in the janitor's closet while I press my ear to the door and masturbate.
SUnny: Yes! :D
Chunderful: Hah....You just try so hard
SUnny: Huh? o.o
Chunderful: Always flaunting your relationship just to prove yourself to me. I know, I know you're just fascinated with Planet Orgasm but you don't have to compromise yourself just to get my attention. I love you the way you are and you will always be my bestestest friend.
Chunderful: So pitiful. I'm way over your level anyway. Your lust is not the only one I must deal with. Get in line, son.
SUnny: ....You'd better be glad that I don't care that you're so arrogant. =_="
Chunderful: You luv meh!
SUnny: Whatever. <3
SUnny: I gotta do my homework now
Chunderful: YOU CAN'T RUN FROM MY SEXY!
SUnny: HOMEWORK!
Chunderful: SEXY!
SUnny: I'm going now~
Chunderful: Don't you mean you're 'coming' now? >D
SUnny: PEDOPHILE!
Chunderful: o.o You're only six months younger than me
SUnny: YOO PEDO!
Chunderful: YOO KNOWZ IT! >D
SUnny: I'll have my homework done for you to copy tomorrow. pedo perv....
Chunderful: SEXY! >D
*** SUnny has signed out
Chunderful: I'm just so sexy~! <3
*** Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 2
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Thanks to all of you that commented on the preview I posted on dbkrackweens . 8D It impelled me to go ahead and start posting this series (despite my massive smatter of other neglected projects being plagued with writer's block..... >.>;)
I love youzzzzzzzz!!! <333333
*throws you cookies*
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: Last Christmas I wished I could own Yunho...but I guess I was a naughty girl...T.T
Pairings: Yoosu (friends...?), HyukSu, Yunjae, Jaemin, KiMin, HanSiChul
Length: [1/?]
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warning: Some language, some mentions of smex, Chat world!
Summary:
Junsu = 8D
Yoochun = >.>
Yunho = <3 JJ 4evah
Jaejoong = Omg~
Changmin = I pwnz
Making and breaking relationships has never been this instant~
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Chapter 1 - Storytelling and Chinese Accents
Wednesday, November 4, 2010, 3:57PM
*** SUnny has signed in.
SUnny: HEY GUESS WHAT?!!?!??!!? :D
SUnny: It was awesome!!! :DD
SUnny: You totally missed it!!!
SUnny: Cuz you're a loser!!! xP
SUnny: Guess guess guess guess what happened!!!!
SUnny: See, what had happened was...!!!!
SUnny: ._.
SUnny: ......
SUnny: YOU HATE ME!!!! D8
*** Chunderful has signed in
Chunderful: Yo
SUnny: WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! Dx
Chunderful: WTF?! What's wrong?????
SUnny: You wouldn't respond to me!!!! DD'x
Chunderful: ...Were you talking to yourself before I even signed in again....?
SUnny: You promised!!! DDD''''x We'll log on at EXACTLY 4:00. YOU LIE!!
Chunderful: No. YOU promised. And I said OKAY. And then I went home from SCHOOL. And then I did my HOMEWORK. And then I yelled at my DOG. And then I yelled at my mom for not making KIMCHI. And then I got sent to my ROOM. And then I logged on at 3:59......Damn....you can't capitalize numbers......
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: :D
SUnny: YOU LIE! DDDDDDDDDD''''''''''''8
Chunderful: Did not! You were just early. Actually we're both early... But you're earlierest.
SUnny: No, you lied about the homework part. You never do your homework! Dx
Chunderful: True. Care to give me yours tomorrow morning?
SUnny: Like always~ :D
Chunderful: :D
Chunderful: So what did you want to tell me?
SUnny: Ah, nothing. :D
Chunderful: o.o Cool.
SUnny: But then something AWESOME happened, so now I have something AWESOME to tell you!! 8D
Chunderful: You're pregnant!!??! I knew it!!!! I told you screwing around with that Hyukjae kid was dangerous. He's too fertile...
SUnny: ....o.o" No.....
Chunderful: You don't have to lie to me. I accept you, no matter how freakish you are.
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: ....Poor pregnant man..... That's gonna hurt when the baby comes out...
SUnny: SHUT UP! D8<
Chunderful: .....O.O" Scary face. Okay. Shutting up~
SUnny: Yay! :D Okay, guess what happened!
Chunderful: How should I know? Aren't you supposed to be enlightening me or something?
SUnny: Guess. D8<
Chunderful: Okay!
SUnny: :D
Chunderful: ....I'll do it if you promise to repay me.
SUnny: Eh?
Chunderful: You know. >D
SUnny: I don't. o.o
Chunderful: Heh heh...
SUnny: ....
Chunderful: I'll be the lollipop and you be the mouth saying, "Aaaaaahh...."
SUnny: =.= You're gross
Chunderful: >D
SUnny: So you're not gonna guess?
Chunderful: Nope. ^.^
SUnny: HEECHUL GOT RAPED!!! >8D
Chunderful: O.O" Isn't that....horrible....?
SUnny: No wait! Lemme finish!
SUnny: Okay, so it was just a few minutes before the end of school and you were probably sleeping in your English class and I was in my class with everyone just sitting there waiting for the bell to ring. And Mrs. Kim went out to do whatever it is she does when she leaves for half the class
SUnny: And then it happened. >:D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: And so Heechul was just sitting there, right? Minding his own business. Actually he was all up in Kangin's business, but whatever.
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: And then! :D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: You know Jiyong? The one whose shoes are always pretty and he always hangs out with that scary dude? What's his real name? I only know him as TOP. o.o
Chunderful: Finish the story, Junsu...
SUnny: Well, Jiyong just randomly walked up to Heechul....and......
SUnny: ..........
SUnny: .....................
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: ........................
Chunderful: ....?
SUnny: ................................... >D
SUnny: .....................................................................suspense.......................~
Chunderful: I'll stab you with my keyboard
SUnny: O.O
SUnny: HE KISSED HEECHUL!!
Chunderful: Whoa
SUnny: I knowz~
Chunderful: My mom got a seriouz deal on some kimchi. WOOT! Good eating tonight!
SUnny: T.T
SUnny: YOU HATEZ MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!! D'8
Chunderful: Finish the story...
SUnny: Okay. :D And then Heechul was like WTFFFFFFFFFFF!?!!!? D8<
Chunderful: He's like that a lot
SUnny: I knowz~
SUnny: And then Jiyong was like........Oh......CRAP!!!! D8
Chunderful: Huh? Why was he like D8 ??
SUnny: You don't know???? Loser. ;P
SUnny: Actually, I didn't know about it either til today... o.o
SUnny: Jiyong goes out with that chick CL. >D
Chunderful: Whoa
SUnny: I knowz! >D
Chunderful: Mom bought more soju. All the more for me to steal~
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: ....Finish the story...
SUnny: =.= Okay, so apparently, Jiyong looked at the back of Heechul's head and thought he was a girl. Teehee.
Chunderful: Ouch
SUnny: I. Knowz. <3
Chunderful: I just bit my tongue. Massage it for me?
SUnny: #1: EW! #2: MY STORY! Rawr! >:3
Chunderful: Okay okay! Go....
SUnny: So, Jiyong thought Heechul's head looked like CL's head. And then he just kissed him/her.
Chunderful: Him/her.
SUnny: Him/her. And then! :D
Chunderful: And then! ...
SUnny: o.o And then! :D Heechul started throwing pencils at Jiyong
Chunderful: Harsh.
SUnny: D8<
Chunderful: WHAT? I seriously think that was harsh! Pencils are dangerous.
SUnny: Okay. ^^ Anyway. And then! :D
Chunderful: Just like Hyukjae's penis.
SUnny: I WILL EAT YOUR FACE PARK YOOCHUN. DDDDDDD8<
Chunderful: Please do.... ;D
SUnny: akdjfa;djkfa;kejf;akjeEWWWWWWW!
SUnny: Anyway... And then! :D
SUnny: Siwon stood up and started throwing pencils, too!
SUnny: And at first I was like, Okies, okies. Siwon is Heechul's friend so he's allowed to defend his friend in lead ammo.
SUnny: BUT THEN! >8D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: Shut up. BUT THEN Siwon was all like, ON NOES YOU DIDN'T! And Jiyong was like ._.
Chunderful: Siwon??
SUnny: Siwon. ;D And then Siwon grabbed Heechul AND THEN! >8DDDD
Chunderful: I'll stab you with my keyboard and throw pencils at CHU if you don't quit doing that.
SUnny: o.o" siwonkissedheechul.
Chunderful: Wait. Did that say Siwon. Kissed. Heechul?
SUnny: SCANDALOUS, RITE?!?!?!
Chunderful: Not really. Just wanted to make sure. You should really utilize the spacebar when you type.
SUnny: =.= And that's not all!
Chunderful: Goodness! Drama City!
SUnny: I knowz~ And then!
SUnny: Wait...were you being sarcastic? ....=.=
Chunderful: Of course not
SUnny: Good. ^^
Chunderful: Cuz everyone knows that Heechul is the princess of Drama City and you are his/her royal fool, Kim Junsu, Sir Talksalot.
SUnny: Cool! :D But THAT'S NOT ALL. Then Hankyung stood up and I don't know what he said but he sounded pissed~ And then HE grabbed Heechul and kissed him. >:D
Chunderful: You're the only one who can't understand his accent, you know.
SUnny: What are you talking about? He speaks Chinese. Of course I don't understand him.
Chunderful: No. He speaks Korean, too. With a Chinese accent. And you're the only one who still thinks he speaks Chinese all the time.
SUnny: ....Well the noises he makes in bed sound Chinese. >D
Chunderful: ...
SUnny: What? o.o You're allowed to crack dirty jokes at me but I can't come up with my own?
Chunderful: I thought Hankyung was liplocking with Heechul in this story. And now you're saying he's been with you, too?
SUnny: Of course not, stupid. I was kidding. Besides, I've only sucked Hyukjae's cock. ^^
Chunderful: That's so inspiring.
SUnny: STOP CALLING ME A WHORE!!!!! Dx
Chunderful: I'm not! Just...getting the logic straight. Okay finish the story.
SUnny: The end. :D
Chunderful: I will stab you with my keyboard, throw pencils at chu AND choke you with my semen.
SUnny: Why so mean? x_o
Chunderful: THAT'S IT!?!?!
SUnny: Well of course Siwon and Hankyung fought over Heechul for a while and then your friend had to break them up before one of them killed the other with a piece of chalk and then the rest of us watched and then the bell rang so we had to go home. What?
Chunderful: ...You are the worst internet storyteller ever.
SUnny: Am not!
Chunderful: Am too!
SUnny: Huh? o.o
Chunderful: And what friend are you talking about that broke Siwon and Hankyung up?
SUnny: That guy. Ummmm Jaejoong, I think?
Chunderful: Oh, Jae~ Yeah, Heechul is his friend and neither of them likes violence much.
SUnny: Aren't they guys? o.O Violence is AWESOME! >D All men think violence is AWESOME~
Chunderful: So you do like it hard and fast...? >D
SUnny: =.=
Chunderful: >D
SUnny: -.-
Chunderful: *Yum*
SUnny: Friends don't hit on friends >:|
Chunderful: You're not a friend. You're Junsu! :D
SUnny: ...
Chunderful: :D
SUnny: Hyukjae's coming over tonight and he wouldn't like it if he saw this conversation. xP
Chunderful: Please, if he comes to beat me up, you'll lick his ear or something, he'll melt into a puddle and bang you dry in the janitor's closet while I press my ear to the door and masturbate.
SUnny: Yes! :D
Chunderful: Hah....You just try so hard
SUnny: Huh? o.o
Chunderful: Always flaunting your relationship just to prove yourself to me. I know, I know you're just fascinated with Planet Orgasm but you don't have to compromise yourself just to get my attention. I love you the way you are and you will always be my bestestest friend.
Chunderful: So pitiful. I'm way over your level anyway. Your lust is not the only one I must deal with. Get in line, son.
SUnny: ....You'd better be glad that I don't care that you're so arrogant. =_="
Chunderful: You luv meh!
SUnny: Whatever. <3
SUnny: I gotta do my homework now
Chunderful: YOU CAN'T RUN FROM MY SEXY!
SUnny: HOMEWORK!
Chunderful: SEXY!
SUnny: I'm going now~
Chunderful: Don't you mean you're 'coming' now? >D
SUnny: PEDOPHILE!
Chunderful: o.o You're only six months younger than me
SUnny: YOO PEDO!
Chunderful: YOO KNOWZ IT! >D
SUnny: I'll have my homework done for you to copy tomorrow. pedo perv....
Chunderful: SEXY! >D
*** SUnny has signed out
Chunderful: I'm just so sexy~! <3
*** Chunderful has signed out
Chapter 2
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Thanks to all of you that commented on the preview I posted on dbkrackweens . 8D It impelled me to go ahead and start posting this series (despite my massive smatter of other neglected projects being plagued with writer's block..... >.>;)
I love youzzzzzzzz!!! <333333
*throws you cookies*
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