Dictionary Jae [15]
Title: Dictionary Jae
Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series (100 wordz each)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
1 - Libido || 2 - Salutation || 3 - Disparage || 4 - Somnolent || 5 - Chimera || 6 - Chinois || 7 - Cacophobia || 8 - Insinuate || 9 - Defenestration || 10 - Gymnophoria || 11 - Hamartithia || 12 - Cleptobiosis || 13 - Auscultation || 14 - Callipygian ||
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Lactomangulation
“Jaaaaeeeejoong!”
“Yes? I'm in the bedroom.”
“Oh, here you are. I have a question.”
“Okay-- Oh.......my........You're.........naked........”
“Yeah, I just finished showering and forgot a towel. But I just remembered something I heard while watching TV at Heechul's place today.”
“...........Uh....huh...........”
“Lactomangulation. What does it mean?”
“Ummm....it's......umm......”
“It seems really interesting. Like maybe I could use it in conversation and sound really, really smart.”
“Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........”
“Jaejoong? Are you okay?”
“I.....I.....I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! Just come over here and slap me and tell me I'm your bitch, Yunnie! I'll be your filthy little slut!”
“..........”
Let's Learn More!
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**Note: Actual definition of "lactomangulation": the inability to open a milk carton successfully
--Definition provided by the internet xD
--Word donated by yoomaydakaynay . Thank you for indirectly, yet instantaneously making Jaejoong really fucking horny. x'D
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Author: k_chan91
Disclaimer: I own...um...Jaejoong's pencil! 8D In my daydreams~<3
Pairing: Yunjae
Length: Drabble series (100 wordz each)
Genre: Comedy
Rating: PG/PG-13
Warnings: A lil language, some sexual frustration xD
Summary: Is Jaejoong explaining a concept or complaining about Yunho? xD
1 - Libido || 2 - Salutation || 3 - Disparage || 4 - Somnolent || 5 - Chimera || 6 - Chinois || 7 - Cacophobia || 8 - Insinuate || 9 - Defenestration || 10 - Gymnophoria || 11 - Hamartithia || 12 - Cleptobiosis || 13 - Auscultation || 14 - Callipygian ||
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Lactomangulation
“Jaaaaeeeejoong!”
“Yes? I'm in the bedroom.”
“Oh, here you are. I have a question.”
“Okay-- Oh.......my........You're.........naked........”
“Yeah, I just finished showering and forgot a towel. But I just remembered something I heard while watching TV at Heechul's place today.”
“...........Uh....huh...........”
“Lactomangulation. What does it mean?”
“Ummm....it's......umm......”
“It seems really interesting. Like maybe I could use it in conversation and sound really, really smart.”
“Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........”
“Jaejoong? Are you okay?”
“I.....I.....I DON'T FUCKING KNOW! Just come over here and slap me and tell me I'm your bitch, Yunnie! I'll be your filthy little slut!”
“..........”
Let's Learn More!
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**Note: Actual definition of "lactomangulation": the inability to open a milk carton successfully
--Definition provided by the internet xD
--Word donated by yoomaydakaynay . Thank you for indirectly, yet instantaneously making Jaejoong really fucking horny. x'D
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