Chapter Forty-Two

[k1_sauce]

--sure, you can be the best housewife ever if you put your heart into it. I already know how good you are with a broom.

[Keiichi--or, rather, 'Mister Maebara', now that he is a guidance councilor at the school and all--shoos the girl out of the office as quickly as he can. Having close friends become brainwashed has commonplace for him and he

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[perfectvoice]

[Miku pokes her head inside the office. Better check out all the offices in this school, so she'd know what she's dealing with here.

She breathes a sigh of relief upon seeing that the guidance councilor is a normal person, not a drone.]

[k1_sauce]

[That all depends on your definition of 'normal' in this situation.

Keiichi is currently playing with the resident 'random toys that are always in guidance councilor offices'. He has a dinosaur.]

[perfectvoice]

[Oooh, dinosaur.]

Ah, you're the guidance councilor, right?

[k1_sauce]

[HOLY SHIT. He freaks out, grabs the toys, and hides them behind his back.]

YES I AM.

[hungry_monster]

[A teacher it is. An elementary school teacher who's just come to visit.]

I wasn't aware we had a guidance councillor in the school.

[k1_sauce]

--Ah!

Uh, neither did I.

[hungry_monster]

[He holds out his hand.]

Johan Liebert. I'm an elementary school teacher here. It's a pleasure to meet you.

[k1_sauce]

Oh, uh, guess that explains why I didn't see you before...

[Shakes. Hands. This is far too awkward and adult for him.]

Keiichi Maebara.

[tsunslut]

*The most pouty face you've ever seen comes through that door, sits on your chair, and uses your desk as a footrest.*

[k1_sauce]

(She's cute, but I'm getting a bad feeling from this attitude.)

Alright, what're you in for?

[tsunslut]

A man rejected my advances. Something about a teacher and a student relationship being inappropriate? Hmph, I never wanted a relationship in the first place.

*Oh yeah, she's trouble alright.*

[k1_sauce]

(Normal for a kid to get a crush on a teacher, right? Still, the way she's wording that...)

Yeah, that sort of thing won't fly around here. Why not get a boy your own age?

[the_wee_big_hag]

[A sixteen year old girl with a witches hat is walking into the room. Someone got in trouble...]

[k1_sauce]

... ... ...

A witch?

[the_wee_big_hag]

Yes.

[A very annoyed witch.]

[k1_sauce]

I swear I'm a magnet...

Alright, so what's up with you?

[crawlininmytome]

[Ange will be walking through the door.]

You know... I think it would be better for you to take that nap.

[k1_sauce]

Nyahaha. Someone's been a bad girl, huh? Come on and tell Mister Maebara all about it, Ange.

[crawlininmytome]

[SIGHS.]

Since when was it troublesome for a girl my age to not go to school?

[k1_sauce]

Hey, would you rather be here or stuck home doing "women's work"? Can you cook?