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k1_sauce

Chapter Fifty-Three

Jun 19, 2011 12:10

[ Phone | Public || Action | House ]

[ Keiichi was here a year ago. He was here for Mother's Day just a month ago. As a result, it did not take much for him to conclude what would be happening today. Being a true man of honor and dignity, he knew he was being presented a responsibility and a duty that he had no choice but to accept ( Read more... )

for justice, !location: home, !action, !phone, !location: neutron diner

Comments 96

telepervtation June 19 2011, 20:20:38 UTC

I suppose you actually expect such a juvenile scheme to work. How sad.

k1_sauce June 19 2011, 20:26:16 UTC

Oh, it's worked. I'm beginning to formulate a theory concerning those it hasn't worked on.

telepervtation June 19 2011, 20:30:58 UTC

I won't ask what it is.

k1_sauce June 19 2011, 20:34:56 UTC

Luckily I'm the charitable type, so you don't need to ask! Obviously, it only works on genuine ladies. Real women.

[ Burn. ]

Thread 28

Phone bitemescumbag June 19 2011, 21:01:13 UTC

[Even this dim bulb can figure out what's going on here.]

On the behalf of all the men in Mayfield: I hope you make it out alive after the town's juju's worn off.

k1_sauce June 19 2011, 21:02:41 UTC

If I die, I die a martyr.

bitemescumbag June 19 2011, 21:13:57 UTC

I'll spill a forty for ya.

[Beat.]

And share one the next day, I guess.

jusenkyoed June 19 2011, 21:04:28 UTC

Hell no!

k1_sauce June 20 2011, 01:48:04 UTC

I'm not talking to you!

jusenkyoed June 20 2011, 04:43:53 UTC

The thought've it is gross! Who the hell would just wear bikinis just because someone told 'em to?!

k1_sauce June 21 2011, 23:19:04 UTC

THIS IS NOT DIRECTED AT YOU.

radiant_will June 19 2011, 23:29:33 UTC

You're not very good at this, are you?

If you're not specific, I can just go a wear a bikini in the bathroom for a few seconds then change out of it. You won't get to see anything.

k1_sauce June 20 2011, 01:48:24 UTC

Wear a bikini and don't change until specifically requested by another man.

radiant_will June 20 2011, 06:09:22 UTC

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Dammit. I kind of walked into that one, didn't I?

k1_sauce June 21 2011, 23:19:33 UTC

Don't take the Magician of Words lightly! Nyahaha!

Thread 5

wontjustwait June 19 2011, 23:48:27 UTC

Good morning, Keiichi!

[ A not-very-happy Winry is coming down for breakfast wearing her recently purchased bikini. Have I mentioned that she's not happy? The smile on her face isn't a good one. ]

I think I heard you say something this morning~? About bikinis?

k1_sauce June 20 2011, 01:50:34 UTC

DON'T HURT ME AND MAKE ME WAFFLES.

wontjustwait June 20 2011, 10:25:43 UTC

KEIICHI MAEBARA I SWEAR---

[ Making those waffles now. ]

You are shameless.

k1_sauce June 21 2011, 23:19:59 UTC

This...This is the best day of my life.