My life is a living hell. Complete and constant torture is all I have.

My LiveJournal paid account will expire in less than ten days. I wonder if I can find some generous pervert out there who would be willing to pay for another year, if I agree to look at pics of his/her genitalia...

On second thought, LJ paid accounts are not worth it.

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I made two new colorbars today, based on Guild Wars. You can see them here.

Yes, I am a dork.

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su·i·cide ('sü-&-"sId)
n.

1. The act or an instance of intentionally killing oneself.
2. One who commits suicide.

Wow, it has been a while, huh? Yeah, well... nothing good has happened since my last update. Life still sucks. I am still an idiot. I am still alone. I am learning how to "appear" happy. I am slamming back ungodly amounts of tequila. The world keeps spinning ( Read more... )

Any rumors alleging that I just turned 40 years old are false. For some reason this rumor started many years ago, on the 11th day of May, and quite honestly, it’s getting a bit old. Let’s stop the rumor, okay? ;)

In honor of this, *cough*, special day, *cough*, I have added a new song to my Radio.Blog. Enjoy!

There are some things I like about LiveJournal, and there are some things I don't like about LiveJournal. The things I don't like far outnumber the things I do like, so I decided to create my own personal web site. I will still maintain and update my LJ, but I am getting bored with it.

Randy's Life will allow me to be more creative. I will be ( Read more... )

Wow. Another lonely, boring night. -sigh ( Read more... )